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Wednesday, 2 August 2017

Never Mind The Future -

Right Now Looks Ghastly!
One of the bonuses in having a lofty perspective is the spectacular view it affords - see yesterday's post for evidence of this.  Conversely, the very same view can serve to cast a pall over one's soul, if the weather is bad.  If you recall yesterday's photo - and you should be able to, it's only 24 hours past and you're not senile yet - then we could see all the way to the Pennines.  Not so today.  Art?
No, those are not rectangular UFO's, Victoria
      Kind of like The Langoliers in reverse; here your world isn't being dismantled, it's being smothered.  Or drowned.
     Well, now that your life has been rendered a little darker and more sinister, let the motley roll out in all it's febrile glory.

Back To "The Expanse" And "Leviathan Wakes" (By James S.A. Corey)
I've nearly finished reading LW (source material for the television program) and there's not been a single scene set on Earth.  You know, Planet Earth, tagline "It was good while it lasted".  
     The Amos of the novel is rather less of a psychopath than the program, it has to be said, and although snapshotted as "burly" a more apt term would be "menacing".  Jim Holden, in both iterations, retains his endearing quality of opening his mouth and sparking interplanetary war.  Some people just have that gift, I suppose.
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There's Alex not looking fat
      Now, about the weapons*.  We have what's called the "Point Defence System", which amounts to a smaller and more numerous, yet just as capable, version of Goalkeeper.
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Goalkeeper
     That is, multi-barrel, ultra-rapid fire machine guns.  The purpose of the PDS is to shoot to bits any incoming hardware that does not have the best interests of our heroes at heart.  It is the last line of defence, yet also serves to colander any nearby space vessels, or enemy troops; though that last is a bit of overkill.
     Then you have "Torpedoes", which are essentially guided missiles with a fusion engine, either High Explosive or nuclear-armed.  They come in varying sizes, yet are merely an updated version of what we have nowadays, or tomorrow in the case of the Norks.
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Someone is about to have a really bad day
     A third weapons system is the "Rail Gun", firing Gauss rounds - presumably made of a niobium-steel alloy and accelerated via a linear electromagnetic ring array - and the South Canadian Navy has already trialled a prototype version in the here and now.  These things are massive, and thus it does make sense to mount them on a ship, as only such have the power and room to accomodate.
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Close enough
     Here an aside.  Whilst reading my Collins Compact Dictionary, I came across Niobium, the element named after Niobe, the daughter of Tantalus in Greek mythology.  It's called Niobium because it's usually found combined with the ore Tantalum.  Father-daughter, yeah?
     As an aside to the aside, Tantalus is the chap who was condemned to suffer eternal thirst and hunger for angering the gods (probably double-parking).  Chained to a rock, if he tried to eat low-hanging fruit from a nearby tree, the branches moved away.  If he stooped to drink from the pool he stood in, the waters receded.  Poor feller probably got trench foot.
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Think yourself lucky, mate - you could have a vulture pecking yer liver out daily
Conrad Is Unsure
Alas, Babylon.  Let us pause for a second in solemn remembrance of that great city.


     Now, I'm not entirely sure about this next.  Rest assured that Conrad does not take illegal drugs and I have a prescription for this bag of white pills, officer - but I could not resist.  I am weak - WEAK I TELL YOU! - when it comes to mucking about with words, and I came across #DrugTakingFilms on Twitter.  I know, I know, I should have looked the other way, so here are a whole host of film titles on a theme.

To Bong Foo Thanks For Everything
Amphetamine 2: Cruise Control
Iron Sky High
Lost In Spice
Angel Dust Heart
Field of Opium Dreams
Tango and Hash
Mushroom Ado About Nothing
The Halls of Marijuana
310 Grams to Yuma
Seaquest LSD
Loganja
The Killing of a Chinese Rocks Bookie
The Whizzard of Speed and Time

     That'll do for now.  Yes, I spent nearly 30 minutes doing this.  WEAK I TELL YOU! 
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Well, I liked it.  SO there.
Have you been good?  Have you?  Really?  Oh very well then.
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A real railgun -
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And what it does.  Sweet!


*  Rubs hands gleefully

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