No! I Have Not Done A Typo
- and mis-typed the name of that band, you know, Ten Years After, whom are still around a good fifty years after they started. Might be time to think about retiring, chaps, rockers on stage at eighty are not a good look.
ANYWAY I'm going to be my usual perverse self and not put up a picture of them, and instead we'll use an early iteration of Pink Floyd. Art!
Featuring the debonair, dashing and demented Syd Barrett at starboard. This was the band's first single and it did comparatively well, reaching Number 20 in the UK charts in May of 1967.
Mark that date.
Dave Gilmour joined the band, Syd left and they became a very different kind of beast, gradually moving from psychedelia to prog, and only releasing another 4 singles in the late Sixties.
Then, in December 1979 - Art!

12 years later
It was top of the charts for 5 weeks, including Christmas of 1979, yet you will listen in vain for it in the run-up to Xmas as it's not exactly sweet or bland, doesn't mention 'holly' or have bells a-ringing. Hence today's blog title. Art!

Gerald Scarfe's nightmarish vision. I wonder what the inside of his head is like.
So, this Intro, for as long as I feel entertained by it, is going to look at the rest of the chart for December 1979, see what I approve of, what I disapprove of and which will get the Remote Nuclear Detonator. Art!
REMOTE NUCLEAR DETONATOR! Conrad loathes ABBA and always has, it's a constant in his life he's happy to maintain, and that's all the girning quartet deserve. Art!
A very strong debut from this band, and an album I used to have on vinyl. The song got played to death but I still like it. Chrissie's bandmates guitarist and bassist were sadly over-fond of WICKED ILLEGAL DRUGS, the kind that come in powdered form and which killed 'em dead.
For those who are unfortunate enough to not hail from the shores of This Sceptred Isle, 'Brass' here refers to cash coins, meaning the narrator of the song has money, possibly due to copper coinage being the colour of brass. My 'Brewer's' didn't help any, the piker. Art!
The very definition of a novelty one-hit wonder. They were a folk band who never troubled the charts again BUT they did allow Lurpak to nick the music and recite a song praising Danish butter above all things, which is surreal enough to be mentioned here. I Don't Approve. In case you were wondering. Art!
Their cover of the old Dusty Springfield classic, and a rather anodyne song it is too, which doesn't hint at the much darker direction they took later on, instead of cranking out commercially-successful covers as their label wanted them to. I Approve. Art!
Please note that this band is 'THE Beat', the definite article you might say, and another cover, this being a version of the old Smokey Robinson and the Miracles classic, which - shock horror! - I Approve of, especially the instrumentation. The Beat were one of the more successful ska bands that suddenly sprouted up in the late Seventies for no good reason. I Approve. Art!

Very small people or very big champagne bottle
REMOTE NUCLEAR DETONATOR! Conrad hates this song, which is a concatenation of all that is mawkish, tawdry and gimcrack. You want sunshine? I'll give you a supernova! Art!
I don't recall anything about this song, but it has 'Rap-' in the title so I hate it already. Yes that's how shallow I am. Do Not Approve. Art!
One wonders how much it cost to fly to South Canada and film at the Kennedy Space Centre, for that's where this cover and video were shot. The Police played a king of bastardised-reggae and were howlingly popular for a while. Sir John Peel was quite appreciative of their live performances, which he said were much, much harder than the commercial sound of their records. I Approve. Come on, a video featuring a Saturn V? How can I not? Art!
I Do Not Approve. Pablum for the ears, even if I cannot remember anything about the song. It's my proud boast that I have never owned a song by The Three Degrees, and if I ever admit to buying one, it's time for a rubber room and blunt knives.
Okay, at ten entries I think it's time to pause there and reflect. We shall come back to this and I bet you can hardly wait.
Another 'You What?' Moment On The Newsfeed
Readers with long memories might remember when Your Modest Artisan had a subscription to 'The Daily Beast' and would feature mysterious objects their 'Temu' sidebar was trying to flog. The 'Golf Divot Replacement Tool' is one of my favourite obscure artefacts.
ANYWAY the newsfeed has partially filled this role. Art!
What the actual blue flying flip is this? What is a '2" LOC' or a '5" OAL'? Or a Milling Square End Mill? I shall dig a little. Aha!
A square end mill is a rotary cutting tool used in milling machines and CNC routers that features a flat, perpendicular cutting edge with sharp 90-degree corners. Unlike drill bits, which cut primarily along their tip, an end mill is designed for both radial (side) and axial (end) cutting, allowing it to carve shapes laterally across a workpiece
Thus, a piece of cutting gear that I have no interest in, have not used and will only start using on the day I purchase The Three Degrees Greatest Hits.
A Man Thinking After My Own Thoughts
No idea whom this chap is, but I like the cut of his jib. Art!
My assertion is that it's made up of mashed potatoes, although I can well believe that it's 50% Eton Mess.
Bringing Back Brucie
More of the slideshow that 'Sci-fi Art' put up on Youtube. I hope you like Bruce Pennington artworks. If you don't then be reassured we're getting towards the end. Art!
Now, I know what the artwork is depicting here: the descent of explorers from Earth into the bowels of the gigantic spaceship dubbed 'Rama', from Arthur C* Clarke's 'Rendezvous With Rama'. Yes, I have read it, several times, and am somewhat surprised nobody's optioned it for a film.
Called it. Art!
I like Bruce's elegant way of conveying the sheer size of Rama's interior, with the astronauts descending a ladder that dwindles to nothing at the bottom, proving that those aren't smoke trails, they are clouds. Art!
Aha, all the Ol' Brucie elements present; coral architecture, a line of flying things receding to the horizon, and a purple palette. That costume looks wildly elaborate; I bet the dry-cleaning bill is colossal. Conrad is quite sure this is a book cover thanks to the 'Title Gap'. Shovel work commences. Art!
I found this on a blog but the creator has failed to include the title. O well.
O! Unusually, they include the novel cover. Allow me - Art!
So now we all know and are better off for it.
The Circus Continues!
This just gets more entertaining as the days go on. I refer to the hilariously amusing South Canadian mid-term elections, all the more amusing as they are on the other side of The Pond and I don't get directly affected by them. Art!
This is James Talarico, the Ice Cream Bandit party candidate campaigning for a Senate seat in Texas. He is so squeaky clean he makes squeaky clean look sleazy, and he is up against incumbent Ken Paxton, who is so sleazy he makes sleazy look squeaky clean. The Wizard Lizard Gizzard party have spent $115 million in advertising and publicity attacks on Talarico, and his lead over Paxton has increased. In one specific instance, Tallyho's spending in Dallas amounted to $950,000 to put out 10 political adverts, whilst Taxpon's party shelled out $4.65 million for 13 adverts; 33% more adverts for 500% more in expenditure. This is how you run out of money well before your campaign ends.
Bring on the wheelie-bins of popcorn!
* To distinguish him from all the other Arthur C. Clarke's in the sci-fi world.













































