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Whilst this might not come across as a literal 'Truck Possessed By Demonic Forces' - whom can darned well get out there and work out their own financial plans with interest and defaults - it does epitomise the saga of 'GREEdy Streak auntY' and her nephew CAR KID, hereafter GREESY and CK.
For Lo! we are relating another Reddit account on Youtube from 'r/Lounge' under the #familydrama# heading.
Let me reveal firstly that this tale, unlike 99% of these tales, is set outside South Canada. In fact it is set in British America, where the Commonwealth is still a fact and Kingie is still revered and the Perky Pats are amongst the first of military formations. Canuckistan, in other words. Art!
GREESY is both entitled and greedy, as you might expect from their acronym. As evidence, they looted the probate of a relative they had wormed their way into as an executor. They plundered the estate thanks to their legal status; everyone else stood aghast, unable to intervene. yet they saw and remembered.
Enter CK's uncle, whom he worshipped at a low level This chap is a long-haul Canuckistan trucker. The two were more like father and son, with CK frequently accompanying his Unk on travails across British America. Which is an enormous territory lest ye ferget. Sadly, Unk got a terminal case of cancer whilst GREESY stayed healthy, as is often the way. This vulture-in-human-form tried to get executor status for her bro and failed, because see above paragraph. Instead he hired a lawyer who specialised in estates and inheritance, which caused GREESY to whine for two weeks, escalating so much that the hospice nurses kicked her out. Art!
GET YE GONE!
Then came the reading of the will. CK, to his amazement, was given Unk's rig. Art!
A 2008 Lonestar International. A bit of a beast. Plus! his uncle's 1966 Chevelle SS. Art!
Made out of pure testosterone. GREESY threw a conniption, only to be told to sit down and be quiet. She was last on the list of recipients - her brother knew her for what she was - and received a dirty dollar encased in a block of acrylic, which everyone but her found hilarious.
She then proceeded to harass CK for weeks by phone, pestering about what she called 'Her Car' and 'Our Truck', escalating to getting her boyfriend to bring a towtruck to CK's house in order to steal his Chevelle.
Cops were called. GREESY and her soiled-underwear boyfriend were warned they were trespassing and committing Grand Theft Auto and to be on their way and I imagine those are the very words used as this is Canuckistan where people are polite. Art!
The madness did not stop. GREESY wanted those vehicles with the passion of a thwarted lover; clearly Unk knew which of her buttons to press. She took CK to court a first time, which was dismissed before trial, and then again, which was Dismissed With Prejudice, meaning she couldn't ever bring the suit again, AND she had to pay CK's legal fees. O boy I bet that stung!
The rest of the family must have been watching and enjoying this charade play out, since CK's great uncle died and in the will -
CK got a 1967 Chevrolet Impala SS, which had been restored by great uncle. Art!
Predictably, this sent GREESY into a frothing psychotic rage. She and her boyfriend turned up at CK's home with a couple of flatbed trucks, and stole the Impala on one of them, driven by the aunt herself. CK looked on in stunned disbelief as the boyfriend tried to get the Chevelle onto the other one even as he was calling the police.
Both were arrested and sentence to 2 years in jail. CK very wisely took out a restraining order against his aunt.
The cars keep coming, though. His great aunt amends her will to ensure CK gets the great uncles other two cars: a 1958 Chevrolet Impala and a
Plymouth Belvedere Fury, which is apparently the hell-spawn car from 'Christine'. Way to go. Aspiring to own an indestructible metal demon with a mind of it's own. CK's cousin got rights to a Nash Metro that great uncle had been restoring, not that CK cared much as he deemed the Nash as ugly beyond redemption. Art!
He has a point
ANYWAY this must have occurred after GREESY got out of prison, as she was on her way to CK's house before her sister rang and warned her that setting foot on CK's property was a good way to return to prison, thanks to the restraining order.
So she turned around and spent the afternoon trying to extort the Nash from his cousin, unsuccessfully. O boy that great aunt knew what buttons to press as well!
GREESY then spent SEVEN MONTHS trying to extort the Nash from cousin, until he finally blocked her on every media platform he subscribed to. No word of a restraining order but it would have been wise.
ANYWAY great aunt then sells her farm, with nothing going to GREESY. Not that she ought to have expected anything but you know what entitled people are like. Art!
Then great aunt willed her town house to CK's cousin, which will have burned GREESY as previously it had been willed to her. Yes well if you eff around you find out.
In confirmation that CK is, indeed, Car Kid, he finished his first tale with the fact that he was restoring a Lincoln Continental Mark III, which meant nothing to Your Humble Scribe, until he mentioned that it's the car used in 'The Car'. Art!
A bit of a beast. Actually a lot of a beast.
What is it with engineheads and evil possessed motor vehicles? CK's cousin got in touch after all of GREESY's shenanigans and both are going to be working on The Car. Best wear a crucifix whilst doing so, chaps.
CK also made mention of a 1951 Studebaker 'woodie', which I'm guessing is not a car made of wood but with wood. Let me dig a little.
"A Studebaker woodie is a car or truck featuring a body constructed or finished with real wood panels, built either by external coachbuilders using Studebaker chassis or as custom hot rods"
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In case you were wondering if GREESY was young and foolish, no she wasn't; CK let's slip at the end of his tale that she and her boyfriend had to come out of retirement to keep up their lifestyle.
That's not the end of the saga of CK and GREESY. There is another tale tacked onto the end of this one about how GREESY ripped off her brother to the tune of -
But that would be telling.
