I've highlighted that major-league as - well, you'll see.
Today is, apparently, officially the first day of autumn. Google have a doodle about it. Fortunately for your humble scribe and all his colleagues at work, autumn has begun in a balmy and sunny state, or at least by this afternoon it had.
Contrarily, the day did not begin well. It is now noticeably dark of a morning, which always casts a pall o'er your humble scribe's spirits. There was a haze in the air thanks to the aftermath of overnight rain, and the 24 was not merely late, it simply failed to put in an appearance at all. I ask you. Down to 9 per day and they can't even keep that service up. Remember that bit in "Jurassic Park" when the dinosaurs don't turn up? I felt as crushed as that.
Sorry, no velociraptors |
They did have The Metro but it will all end in tears.
Mine. TEARS OF RAGE! Or, if you prefer, you can watch me shred First Bus timetables into monochrome confetti, because that tears, too.
Conrad tears a wrapper. Close enough |
Here I made Tom laugh. I had, earlier, confessed about using him as a comic foil in yesterday's post, which he took in good humour. Or perhaps he's just a jolly good actor; make sure they carry out a really strict autopsy if I suddenly expire. There was a man on a motorbike behind us, waiting at the lights and violently revving his engine - as I believe the phrase goes because I am so down wiv da kidz - and I retorted as he sped off with "You have a very small pen1s!"
Okay, the Intro is out, the hamsters have warmed-up and Wonder Wifey is making tea.
"The Punic Wars" By Brian Caven
I've had this work for years and never read it, partly because it was sitting in a pile of books that I'd already read. Having dusted it off and removed some revolting glop from the dustjacket, it is now my Bus Book: that is, if I read anything on the bus, it's going to be this one. Kind of like making oneself a captive audience.
Whilst reading it at lunchtime yesterday, sitting opposite Javed, he asked "Did that war really happen?"
Carthaginian soldiers, wearing <ahem> their Punic tunic |
The Second Punic War has just begun, and Hannibal - yes the one who crossed the Alps on an elephant - has just given one Roman army a proper shoeing. Conrad confidently predicts it'll all end in tears -
Lithuania: Famous For Fish
Well, perhaps I exaggerate a little. Art?
Oh beggar! Sorry, nearly forgot about the crossword answer - "Haricot Bean". Get it? I sighed and cursed simultaneously when Pete got it.
* This is amusing because it is so utterly inappropriate. Don't tell him, though. Still waters and all that.
** Not counting Lithuanians.
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