Okay, I apologise for using the Zombie Language once again, but you know it can be hard finding the best bon mot for your post - oh and there I go, using French, but you know it can be hard finding the best sine qua non - and there we revert to Latin and the whole thing goes around in a loop -
- which will have the benefit, one hopes, of diverting Hamster attention away from BOOJUM!
On with the motley!
A Photo-Essay: Breakfast At The Mansion
I proudly stand by my right, as asserted in Magna Carta, to have ice cream for breakfast.
Home-made strawberry ice cream |
1) It is delicious
2) It gives you a sugar boost at the beginning of the working day
3) No cooking required - scoop and scoff, to coin a phrase
4) No working parts
Conrad Versus Breakfast
I don't normally have a cooked breakfast - in addition to ice cream I usually guzzle a plateful of crumpets alongside my pot of tea - but this morning there were various bits and pieces in the fridge that needed using up. Thus:
Eight sausages, two bacon rashers, two slices of toast, five scrambled eggs and a pile of baked beans. |
Halfway through |
The very definition of "hangdog" |
Conrad: 1 Breakfast: 0 |
"Soldier From The Wars Returning"
Well now. Mr Carrington* mentions at one point a book entitled "Spoon River Anthology", remarking that it was widely read in his day but had become utterly forgotten by the time he published his book. Of course, you, the reader, know what a fearful pedant Conrad is and will have guessed that I noted the title and looked it up.
It's a book of free-form poetry abou
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Whoops! Sorry about that. Poetry. Hate it, hate it with a passion. Moving on -
Charles* also mentioned the "Pemberton Billings scandal". Old PB was a jolly clever inventor, but a fearful homophobe and really really right wing in his ways**. He got involved in a libel trial after alleging that there were "47,000 perverts at the mercy of German blackmail", and he won (shades, one feels, of that similar list that Joseph McCarthy used to wave around
Instead of an NSFW picure, here's a cutaway of Vostok 1 |
Twitter. Especially The "Twit" Bit
Gasp! It's already 9 minutes past 6 o'clock - I'm late for beer! Back in a minute -
Normality has been resumed. Take a look at this:
"BMW reported a strong Q1 mainly boosted by stable demand from Europe and US. Time to trade?" |
This is equally as fatuous as Facebook's asinine "Suggested Posts"
"Whelmed"
I wonder. You read consistently about people being "Overwhelmed", as in when you eat a double-chocolate cheesecake with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate sauce that has a base made out of chocolate biscuits, eaten with a drink of hot chocolate, whilst listening to Hot Chocolate***. Or, here's a better one, when a group of valiant survivors are overwhelmed by the zombie horde.
Zombies overwhelming. With gay abandon, apparently. |
Why, then, do we never read of people being "Whelmed"? as in nothing out of the ordinary?
"How was your day at the office, dear?'
"Oh, just whelming."
OR:
"Kill any HYDRA agents today, Director Fury?"
"Not many, Coulson. Kinda whelmed as a day."
Well I would hang around as there is lots more I could write, but the 60 minutes has been and gone and we're up to <pauses to check> 873 words.
* The author, not merely a name I pulled out of a hat
** Yes, politics, but from 97 years ago so that's alright.
*** Maybe this is overkill not overwhelm, but you get my point, right?
^ I hate the Rolling Stones. And they're probably also zombies, too.
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