"Seleucid" refers to one of the inheriting dynasties that took over part of the empire of Alexander, after he died.
I realise this is mixing Roman mythology (Cupid) and Greek history, making rather a heady brew, but it does rhyme, after all, which goes a long way to making things right.
Seleucid's looking pretty rock |
Excuse me for sounding frankly incredulous about this, as I'd never heard of it last year whilst entertaining you with the Skreeming Voles and all things vole-related. Apparently its a methodology for dating archaeological sites by using the teeth of voles as a metric and reference - and here is the link for ye who question:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole_clock
Go on, look it up, knock yourself out.
It's not April the First, still, is it?
A Vile Clock. Close enough |
As seen on a bus poster, that most fruitful of all inspirations for BOOJUM! A "drama" on Channel 4.
How much vaguer and useless could a title be?
Come on - there are what, 7 billion Hom. Sap.* across the globe, with a recorded history going back ten thousand years. Could you possibly narrow the field a little?
If it had said "Solar system" or "Galaxy" or "Universe", that would imply a bit of science fiction. As it is, Conrad shall imagine that it details how you lot might get rid of yourselves before my invasion fleet gets here, which will go down very badly with the big wheels back on the homeworld.
Oh, I forgot - there's been a few up here, too. |
"History of the 38th Welsh Division"
This arrived yesterday, and might be euphemistically described as "slim". Here is proof:
Visual validation |
Ah, Coincidence, Fancy You Hiding In The Coal Bunker
If you have been faithfully reading the blog, especially yesterday, then you will have encountered the mystery substance "Sprong", which Conrad has invented to pre-empt the silly suggestions from Facebook and Twitter about what he might like to peruse (more of this later).
To refresh your memory |
What's this! I gasped.
Visually validated |
One just hopes none of her friends or fellow pedestrians are carrying their precious vole collections around with them ...
Facebook, If You Were Bread, You'd Be Dog Buns!
I did mention that Facebook and Twitter have a trend for suggesting ridiculous sites. This latest one is - let me show you instead:
"iCracked Start your own business! ... in mobile phone repair" |
For scale purposes |
Mobile phone repair! That's quite beside the fact that Conrad hates mobile phones and would gladly see all of them dumped in the Challenger Deep, right alongside those Transformers you see in those documentary films.
Here's Something You Don't See Very Often -
If you are unfamiliar with the world of publishing, gentle reader, then you may not know that writing a manuscript is the easy part of things. Getting published is very difficult unless you have an agent. Fine. Except it's very difficult to get an agent unless you've been published. Catch 22, which itself probably went around the publishers of America before getting published.
Anyway, there I am on the bus, reading "Stemming the Tide". No! Nothing to do with flood control in the Fenlands - about the British Expeditionary Force and how it was commanded in the months of mobile warfare in 1914.
Art Department, earn your pay:
Front Cover External |
The last sentence, for the light in intellect |
That's all for tonight. Tune in tomorrow on the same Bat-channel ...
* And at least one alien spy wearing human camouflage
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