Well, perhaps, perhaps not. I will assume that I have, snigger and move on.
Who was PJF? Why, an American science fiction author, of course, one who instantly arrived on the map because his science fiction included sex.
Today you can hardly avoid sex in your science fiction, but Phil was writing back in early Fifties, when this sort of thing simply Was Not Done. Except he did.
He was fond of writing under pseudonyms, including that of "Kilgore Trout", which created a bit of friction with Kurt Vonnegut, whose works included the character Kilgore Trout. Confused? So were the fans.
Killed Gored Trout. Close enough. |
Breakfast!
If you follow Conrad's deluded ramblings for any length of time, then you know he has a weakness for ice cream at breakfast, so Hay Pesto!
Out of shot: crumpets in toaster |
Raspberry Yoghurt ice cream - like catnip, apparently.
Bowlee Car Boot And Books
Given that it's a Bank Holiday, the weather ought to be disgusting, yet it's been pretty wonderful. Thus the Mansion household betook themselves to Bowlee in Bury. Art?
Beautiful blue skies at Bowlee |
Conrad's normal style at a car boot is to ignore any stall that doesn't have books, and to judge stalls with books on display in a matter of seconds. Most of them are paperback potboilers probably bought at the airport, usually detective fiction. Then there are the biographies of people I don't know and don't want to know, usually hardback. Throw in books on gardening and cooking and that's the majority of books.
However, there are exceptions:
The overall haul. Weighty tomes indeed |
"Up To Date Confectionery" |
It's a bit hard to make out, but that's £50 to buy and £4.50 to post |
The volume I have is an undated First Edition; the second edition came out in 1947.
And - this is the good part - I paid 25p for it.
How am I doing with this? Why I thought you'd never ask! I'm up to page 301 out of 400, which has run to 6 pages of A4 -
Conrad's patent spiderscrawl |
However, I have caught the author out on two occasions, when he mentioned the "8th Gordon Highlanders". Having been reading about every battalion that ever served in the 51st I was pretty sure this was incorrect - the 8th Gordons weren't part of the 51st. A reference to the "Order of Battle of British Divisions 1914 - 1918" was needed:
I won't enlarge it, not exactly riveting material |
There you go! |
So they served with the 9th Division. Their inclusion in the 51st must be a misreading, possibly of the "6th Gordon Highlanders".
A nice little bit of detective work there by Conrad.
What's In A Name?
Readers in the UK have probably heard of "Wellyphant", who is a mascot for something. Waterproof clothing? Chester Zoo? Frangible biscuit baking? I can't be bothered to look it up.
Well, Conrad has an idea - behold the awesome marketing tool that is
FROCKODILE!
Yeah, baby, yeah! |
Now, you may be wondering why we have a baby crocodile in a skirt, rather than the adult version, and there are seventy-two very good reasons for this:
You can stay and count: I'm getting out of here - |
* A cat. Not a person. Just so we're clear.
** But we knew that already.
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