It is not a brand of motorbike, still less a skateboard - having seen the unholy bulk of the ungainly Conrad*, do you really think he could balance on one, let alone use it? - please check your Greek lessons, it means - well, a rant, really.
"Oh aye," I hear you saying. "Jog Fatty's elbow and he rants about something. What makes today different?"
Leaving aside your ignorance of my recently-diminished waistline, let us proceed.
THE YOUTH OF TODAY. That's who's squarely in my sights, Vulnavia. At work the question came up "How far is it from the Electric Goldfish Bowl to Deansgate Railway Station?" and the consensus was about a mile, since it would take twenty minutes to walk it.
Goldfish Bowl in all it's glory |
"What's a yard?" "We have one in the back" "Have the Wildlings got bagpipes yet?" "Does it disappear when you stand up?" and so on.
BOOJUM! of course refuses to use the hideous Metric system and sticks firmly to Imperial, so do these young people not know of measurements such as rods? chains? perches? poods?
Okay that last one was Tsarist Russian, just testing.
Ranting and tanting over, the motley may now begin!
100 Years Of War Films
This popped up on the Beeb website and Conrad, as ever with the curiosity of a small child and the same small child's fondness for Things Exploding, checked it out. Here we see the fruits of my labours.
"Jarhead" |
"Atonement" |
"Captain Correlli's Mandolin" |
Seen it, and it was okay - History Pedant Mode came into operation watching the battle between artillery pieces and tanks, neither being of the correct date. Loved the book, though. Go!
"Where Eagles Dare" |
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy ..."
A bit dull by comparison |
"Apocalypse Now" |
Renactment. Like "Doctor Who" |
A cine camera of the period |
Going Dry For July
You may not care to know about your modest artisan's social life - more correctly anti-social** life - which is unfortunate as you're still going to get to hear of it. Yesterday was July 1st, which is 2 months post-April, so we here at BOOJUM! are going sober until 6 p.m. Saturday 30th July. Committed in black and white!
Do not tempt me! |
Annnnnd For Today's Coincidence
Dog Buns! That damned Hydra is back again. This week Conrad has been playing two of the stand-out tracks from Pink Floyd's "Meddle" repeatedly - "Echoes" being one of them. Then he spotted this in Facebook:
I say! |
Now, I am off to brew my second teapot of the day. Loose leaf Darjeeling, don't you know***.
* That's me, Mister Third Person Man
** Breaker of bus stops, that's me
*** Look how sophisticate what I am.
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