Although, come to think of it, that would be one of the handier Crap Superpowers to have, wouldn't it? You need never worry about running empty, unless you drive a diesel, and if you were of the violent street-protester type then you'd always be in demand for filling bottles, ever with a full one to hand in order to keep your mouth wet. Mind you, the need to be wary at bonfires might balance things out a little.
None of which has anything to do with today's Intro*. Today the 24 turned up on time, and it was a double-decker - but no Metro, so no Cryptic Crossword. Damn it, don't these people realise I need to start the day with a gentle mental challenge?
Conrad: mentally derelict |
Tarquin, hard at work Monday morning |
Whilst still on an argumentative roll, how about "The sound of an aircraft in New Hampshire capital (7)", which turns out to be CONCORD. NO! That's the NAME of an aircraft you mendacious slovens.
Bah! Dog Buns!
HARPSICHORD. Close enough |
"MILQUETOAST"
After Casper Milquetoast, a cartoon character of the Thirties, the very definition of a Mister Meek, a man perpetually put upon. Art?
Ah, that hat |
Here's Mud In Your Eye
Both eyes, actually, and a generous slathering for the rest of your wretched body, Reckorderlig. Conrad was moved to anger - it doesn't take much, really - by an advert as seen on a bus stop this morning, advertising the gruesome slop they dare to bottle and call cider. Art?
Bah! |
"Strawberry and Lime", "Passionfruit", "Mango and Pineapple". They sound like a peculiarly naff brand of alcopops. Cider is made with apples, sir, APPLES! Not a tropical fruit cocktail.
A Little More "Bleeding Edge" Explanation
Because, dammit, if I've sweated over the novel and the internet and my notebook, the least I can do is inflict a little intellectual leavening upon you the uncultured masses. Don't forget, dropping one of these definitions in snobby society is a guaranteed "in" as people will oooh! and aaaah! as if you'd actually read - and understood^ - the whole novel.
P45: Zima: A clear, lightly-carbonated alcoholic drink made by Coors, notably in citrus flavours. No longer retailed in South Canada as of 2008, but the Japanese still drink it.
Don't drink too much. Or you'll need Doctor Z. |
P46: Doctor Zizmor: Famed New York dermatologist whose (self-designed) adverts were a staple of the New York subway.
Wow. Looks kinda - religious - (Conrad leaves) |
* I do this a lot.
** A milquetoast who toughens up
*** Sorry there are so many upper case words today, it's just that I'm extra-specially grumpy due to the insanely high temperatures today. 18 Degrees C!
^ This is the important bit
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