- then you know that he positively delights in mucking about with words and language. Take this Intro; up until a couple of minutes ago I had no idea what to lead with for today's blog; a painful admission. Yet language and words leapt to the ready - I could whinge about today's Cryptic Crossword.
"Hang about!" I can hear you object. "You thrive on crosswords. What microscopic minutae can you find to complain about now?"
Leaving aside your querulous, not to mention quarrelsome, attitude to your humble scribe's prose predilictions, I shall explain.
Tackling any crossword is partly a function of experience with the ways and wiles of the compiler; the longer you've been doing the puzzles set by a particular compiler, the better you understand how their mind works and this gives you an "in". My dad, a crossword fiend if ever one lived, observed that you might be hot stuff at the Times' crossword, but if you tried the Sun's, you'd be mystified - at least until you'd built up some time with it. Art?
O! the shame |
Give me a week or two, I'll crack it*.
More Mortification Of Moving Images (BOOJUM! As Film Critic)
There has been quite a glut of film reviews here at the blog, and I could have posted nothing but film reviews, except I like to keep things varied, and you can only read so much bile before your eyes bleed.
Anyway, here we go - goodbye common sense and fair play!
"Ghostbusters": Conrad refuses to acknowledge that this odious remake full of girls actually exists and only the ONE TRUE ORIGINAL and it's duly-sanctioned SEQUEL are the real thing. If any adverts appear on television then that loud "LALALA" noise will be me with my eyes closed and fingers stuck firmly in ears. Whatever next? Slimer as a Key Lime Twinky?
THE ONLY TRUE ORIGINAL! |
NO! No it doesn't. Get out of here, Detergent.
More acting talent than the cst |
Therefore DEATH TO THE BIG FOOT GIRL!
You could use a pedicure there, lass |
Bleeding Edge - Conrad's Very Own Wiki
All references are to the Penguin 2013 edition, just so you know. Yes, you could resort to the real Wiki, but this one has my inimitable sense of humour attached, and I focus on what mystifies or baffles me - which may not apply to a South Canadian wiki created by South Canadians, probably for South Canadians**.
P26: "Saint John suit"; apparently a brand of women's fashionable clothing. It may be expensive, it may be cheap; since Conrad has zero interest in women's fashion, that's all you get***.
A Saint John suit |
P27: "Deseret Hotel"; Does not exist! This may be a fictionalised version of a real New York hotel that New Yorkers would recognise. Not Conrad.
"Dakota Hotel"; this does exist, now a co-operative apartment complex rather than an hotel.
A splendid edifice |
P37: "Beneish Model": a mathematical model using financial ratios and 8 variables to determine if a company's earnings have been manipulated, generating an M-score from it's financial statement.
Benny-ish. Close enough. |
Pip pip!
* Or I'll crack myself, in which case look out, world!
** Still written in ENGLISH, may I remind you.
*** See? The inimitable sense of humour in action.
^ Except "Pointless"
^^ I cannot toy with your emotions. Definitely tomorrow.
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