They might remake "Ghostbusters" with an all-female cast - oh, no, wait, that really happened, didn't it? I thought I was dreaming. Nightmaring.
Actually I should be careful wishing for things, "Potri" is apparently a real thing, a first name in Malaya - for girls. "Sonic" we all know and love as being what comes out of an i-pod. Currently this is "Quiet Village".
Okay, onto the Intro, and today Conrad focusses his beady electronic eyes on Mad Scientists. Why? Why not!
The question surely on your lips every waking moment is "What motivates a mad scientist?" which is a short query with a very long answer. Which is good, I have a word count to hit.
Typically your Mad Scientist falls into one of two groups: 1) Benign or 2) Outright Evil. For the former, imagine Doctor Emmett Brown from "Back to the Future" and for the latter - Rotwang of "Metropolis". If benign then we tend to see them played to comic effect; if evil then we're in horror movie territory.
"But Conrad!" I hear you verbally contest. "What about the simply amoral - like Viktor Frankenstein?"
Yes, Ol' Vik creates life because he can, not out of a wish to conquer the world, except look at the body count! Besides, hubris is still a sin. I think you'll find that 'amoral' gradually shades into 'immoral' and we're back in that horror film. Besides, Doctor Moreau did his vivisections because he could, and I don't see his island on the Thomas Cook list of "Top 10 Resorts To Visit Before You Die" <ahem> "Top 10 Resorts To Visit".
Moreau's island paradise |
For a literary version, see anything featuring Professor Branestawm, eccentric genius who wouldn't harm a fly. Nor a human being, either (I had to stick that in there for the cynical and hair-splitting amongst you). Don't forget Uncle Quentin of Enid Blyton's "Famous Five"
You could even add Doctor Who of the Third variety to the Benign list, as he was always tinkering (anti-gravity Model T, anyone?) although always to a positive end.
Bessy - 0-150 mph in 7 seconds |
Rotwang (plus robot) Demonstrating "How To Scare Cats The Mark Kermode Way" |
"Lion Rampant" By Robert Woollcombe
I picked this off the shelves at the Oxfam bookshop, wondering if I'd already got it, although at a quick glimpse it didn't seem familiar. I have read it, ages ago, and here's a coincidence for you. Art?
A broad outline map of the battalion that Robert belonged to and where it went. The inset map reveals the following:
s'Hertogenbosch! |
Still, here I am.
Goodbye Jerry Doyle
Sad to say, Mr Doyle passed away this week. You (and I) will be more familiar with him as Michael Garibaldi, the no-nonsense Security Chief aboard Babylon 5, with a human touch. Art?
Those pursed lips pronounce "Don't try me. Punk" |
Proof |
I shall answer my own question, because you'd never get it. Gordon Corrigan, is who, and by the look of it still in the Army. Art?
The Major |
Finally -
No summer barbecue is complete without a Dalek Exterior Grill!
Caution; never leave unsupervised (or world conquest a risk) |
* Hideously unfair Teutonic stereotype. Soz.
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