You know Andy, SAS veteran and currently the name behind any number of ghost-written books.
This crab, apparently, is a killer |
"Help! An incredibly slow, clumsy monster is advancing on me! Watch me fend-off it's claws -" |
I don't think there's any real risk here, it's been sitting in the fridge since I bought it. Plus, as I may have mentioned, being an alien does have advantages in that none of your hideous Hom. Sap. diseases can affect me.
5th January - practically still in date for Conrad |
There was also a bag of 2 Chicken Balti pies and a Heinz Ketchup Sausage Roll |
NB Stomach entirely untroubled.
"Z Nation"
Mixed feelings about this series ending.
The Plus Side: It means I can now watch other stuff like "Lilyhammer" or "The New Adventures of Captain Scarlet"** and a few of the stack of other films that I have waiting in the "To Watch" pile.
I also doubt we'll see Citizen Z survive. For reasons not clear his Arctic base has been cross-targeted by not one but three nuclear missiles.
One, Two, Three - all for Z! |
Here I shall put on my Nuclear War Expert hat and pontificate a bit about nuclear weapons. As I said, Citizen Z has been cross-targeted by three weapons, all of which are going to arrive at almost the same time. In fact the first warhead to detonate will cause "fratricide", in that the nuclear explosion, fireball, shockwave and debris will destroy the two other incoming missiles. So, if he GETS BACK UNDERGROUND where he will be rather better protected than STANDING AROUND IN THE OPEN, he has a chance of surviving.
Next point is that nuclear missiles take a lot of maintenance. A lot. All the time. Citizen Z's expository comment "They must be third strike weapons working on a dead-man's handle!" implies that they've been launched automatically with no human intervention. This further implies that the maintenance and repair crews have not been on the job for about three years, meaning it's a moot point if those missiles will actually hit the target or explode if they do.
All of this has to work perfectly - or no Earth-shattering KABOOM! |
Gerry Anderson Ergonomics: The Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle
I have nothing but praise for the designer of this fantastic piece of kit. Presumably because they were always being used on the series, someone sat down and thought about how this vehicle ought to work, function and be crewed.
SPV in rough terrain |
All round view |
The SPV is armed with a large-calibre automatic cannon fitted into the nose, normally covered by a hatch which means far less risk of inbound dirt fouling or jamming the weapon.
The most intriguing design for the SPV was the interior. Gerry decided that the crew and passengers would face backwards, which makes their survival chances far higher in any crash situation.
Illustrated via the Dinky model |
There isn't one! This is an armoured combat vehicle. Sticking a great big expanse of glass in it would seriously compromise it's function, so the crew drive by a monitor showing real-time displays of the road ahead.
Captain Blue demonstrating a 3 Point Turn |
"V"
Still plugging away at this novel, which has spent most of a chapter on Malta during the Second Siege, when the Axis forces were bombing it around the clock. Mr Pynchon gets the incidental details correct, including Maltese, which I believe is the only Semitic language that uses the Roman alphabet? Not to mention Governor Dobbie, the terrible losses to convoys and looming starvation.
Also the word "Oneiric", which I faithfully noted down to check up on.
It means "Pertaining to Dreams"
Contemporary Valletta |
- and during the time "V" is set |
And Finally -
Here is the national flag of Georgia
Don't complain. It could have been a high-speed mincing machine instead. |
* Mathematically as close to zero as you can get without actually being zero.
** I did whinge about this not being in the shops, and then discovered that it's all on Youtube.
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