You ought to know that by now. Conrad is a hateful humourless harridan when it comes to spelling and grammar; if the title says "Or" then that's what it means, not "For".
The title is explained thus: at the weekend your modest artisan makes tea by the potful, and the pot in question has a
Your humble hack starts the day off with a pot of English Breakfast, which means it has to be brewed before mid-day, as otherwise it wouldn't be breakfast, and then I couldn't drink it. The question is, do I go for another pot (Loose Leaf Darjeeling by choice) in the afternoon? As you may be aware in light of the old quotation, tea is "the cup that cheers and not inebriates", to which might be added "but it certainly makes bladders dilates" and there does seem to be a <ahem> tipping point after which I shall be trotting to the toilet all too often.
So - One Tea Or Two?
I shall have a beer whilst I contemplate.
Further Of Festivals
Last night your humble scribe was oscillating mildly* with other folks celebrating Hannah's departure from my Coyly Un-named Em- oh okay, it was the Co-Op - in Sadler's Yard -
- hang on, does it have an apostrophe or not? In the interests of correct punctuation (and given my opening paragraph!) allow me to check - and it does, so we're not talking plurals here -
Art?
Aaron, Katie and Hannah. I'm not telling you which is Hannah. |
Like the battle of the Somme, minus artillery |
ECSPF - the aftermath |
"No, you're thinking of the Fyre Festival," I countered.
What crops up on the Beeb website today but an article on one of the FF's founders being arrested for fraud?
$100,000 for this? Bargain! |
That's Mark, trapped! |
The Perils Of Pup
Conrad still insists he is not a dog person. The domesticated wolf, because that's all they are, requires a lot more input and quality time than a cat, and frequently display all the attitude of a sulky teenager not getting their own way. Teenagers grow out of it; domesticated wolves do not.
Anyway, here's a picture of the pitfalls of pooch. Art?
"Need - help - cannot- cannot reach beer ..." |
Oh well.
I'm a bit stuck now - I did have a slew of clerihew to do, but that will take me way over the word count for tonight and leave me short of material for tomorrow. What's a scribe to do?
Aha! Google is your friend -
Inter-Continental Ballistic Weasel! |
Remember - only Weasels can prevent radar!!!
* The Smiths reference there
** If this sparks an interest, I want royalties!
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