But only after a few posts. In the meantime - hang on, just let me check if Ben Folds is still alive - phew! - yes he is, and apprently very excited about something to do with Grainy Thorns (sp?)- let me inform you that "Ness" in the English language refers to a geographical feature, namely a headland. Wiki calls it a "promontory" but you can better realise what it is by translating that as "A bit sticking out".
"Wait - Ned Stark is dead?" |
Because Conrad likes to promote the Allotment and generally tries to appear more British than the British (useful social camouflage for an alien spy, after all), we will be detailing some British Promontories.
Anyway, on with the squealing, squalling, brawling and bawling motley*!
Thorpe Ness
This charming little locale is best known because of what is called "The House In The Clouds". I know some of you suspect the UK of being so wet that the clouds are permanently at ground level; not so. Anyway, let's get that coal-eating sloven Art to earn his keep**.
That blue sky has been green-screened in |
Okay, it's actually a water-tower, holding 50,000 gallons in that mock 'House' at the top. It was constructed to supply water to Thorpeness. Damaged in the Second Unpleasantness, they repaired it with it's own metal - see, 'iron-ic' - and reduced it's capacity to 30,000.
Then, DISASTER! Thorpeness got it's very own supply of water via plumbing and the water-tower no longer had a reason to be.
So, it got re-purposed as - a house. Which is very post-modern, or something.
Dunge Ness
A picture will prove efficacious here. Art?
See? A bit that sticks out |
Oh, and for the ginormous nuclear power station that looms in the background.
Be wary of locally-sourced seafood ... |
Yes, it is peculiar. By design. |
This, to my mind, is much more redolent of 'desert'. Both in the sense of there being nobody about, and it's also horribly bleak. Art?
Thus |
Oh, and there are a couple of huge concrete structures dubbed "Pagodas", too. Art?
Here's one of them |
Then there is also the Black Beacon, which really does look as if it came out of a sequel to "The Sea Devils". Art?
I think Sarah Jane Smith is just out of shot |
* Not all verbs may apply. Poetic licence invoked. All rights reserved.
** Actually, do we pay him? I must check that out. If we do I shall stop it instantly!
*** That DARPA Telepathy helmet again
^ That's the hooves of the horses they're riding. Not to imply that such people have hooves where humans have feet ...
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