Who surely have the most inappropriate name for a pop group ever, much as that slice of recent televisual misery dared call itself "Happy Valley".
Happy Valley. hey, at least it's dry! |
Here an aside. The Metro splashed photographs of Chloe Delvingne wearing metal lingerie all over the cover and the inside, in a puff-piece flattering her acting chops. I cannot put the photo up, it's much too risque, so instead you'll have to have -
This! |
"Bryant and May - The Water House" By Christopher Fowler
I have just finished this entertaining romp, the second in a long series of murder mysteries featuring those wilfully eccentric octogenarian detectives Arthur Bryant and John May. Apparently Chris was long in discussion and development with various film companies about adapting the series into films; everything failed dismally and he now gloweringly insists they will only ever live in print.
Bryant (l) and May (r) |
- speaking of which -
Clerihews Coming Out Of The Woodwork
Okay, I stretch a point, my notes are written in a spiral-bound pad that was once a brace of branches out in the wilds of British America.
Anyway, whilst we are still on the subject of Brits with Bowlers, let us revisit a few television icons.
John Steed
Is suave indeed.
With his bowler and his brolly,
He makes killing frightfully jolly.
Ah yes, the quintessential British Gentleman, always wearing a carnation (actually a disguised dosimeter and gas-alarm). Impeccably well groomed and spoken, John was the charmingly insouciant face who definitely inspired that line "When you've got a job to do/You've got to do it well/You've got to give the other feller HELL!"
Or Hades, as that's more couth.
The bowler is lined with steel, and the brolly fires poison darts The tie is hand-woven imported Chinese silk, though |
Emma Peel
Was the real deal.
She broke men's hearts -
And arms and legs and other parts.
Oh yes indeed. Emma continued in the tradition of Cathy Gale, who was once seen field-stripping an FN SLR convincingly. Emma, as per Cathy, was quite capable of hurling any male assailant into the corner, having converted them into a bag of broken bones. In fact <Mister Hand moves us on before there is drool on the keyboard>
Sigh |
Sarah Jane
Is at it again.
Were it not for her robot mutt,
This captured lass would be kaput.
Do I have to draw you a picture? Oh. I do, apparently. Okay, Art, get up an explicatory picture. Quickly now - I hear the thunder of approaching weasels!
Phew - weasels narrowly averted - |
"Must be able to: stumble and fall (convincingly) over cracks in the pavement; run for no more than 12 seconds before becoming winded; however, lung capacity must be good as the ability to shriek is crucial; be easily hypnotised; dress well in outlandish fashion (human and alien)".
Honestly, what is it with some women and shiny things? |
* This is sarcasm.
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