Or,
Resident And Alien
No! Not the Spacehog album. Spacehog being, for your information, a band
of lads from Leeds who made it big in South Canada for a few years a while
back. Yes, I have a couple of their long
players and – most unusually – a CD single, “In The Meantime”.
However, this has nothing to do with what
I meant to type about. Except it
concerns music.
Being an alien myself ... |
As you may be aware, Conrad has an
interest in the odd (fellow souls!) and this includes music, too.
Meet The Residents. Literally, this is one of their albums. I was minded of them when idly flicking
through “The Book of Rock” and there one of them was.
Proof |
Who are they? Well, that’s quite the question, and a harder
one to answer than you might imagine, because nobody really knows. Except their manager, if they have one, and I
wish him joy of it if he does exist. You
see, they always appear in disguise, or costume, or uniforms – take your pick –
all with the common theme of Not Seeing Their Faces. Since the Eighties they
appear on stage wearing an eyeball mask, a top hat and a dress coat.
Frank Sidebottom, we know where your
inspiration came from NOW!
Proof of - proof of - okay, I'll get back to you on that |
They make music of a distinctly odd cast,
e.g. “Third Reich and Roll” anyone? And a more youthful Conrad remembers
hearing “Beyond the Valley of a Day in the Life” as played by Sir John Peel
(back before he was “Sir”), and thinking “What On Earth?” Which is an apt question.
Whilst I don’t possess anything by them,
Facebook is your friend in this case, and here’s the Wiki link for a very long
article, evinced by their very long career and mad productivity.
They also feature prominently in the
comics of Matt Howarth (another chap with a liking for odd music). You know, Matt. Described as “a crazed acid-head in a
blood-spattered lab coat”. That Matt.
Hmmm. No, I don't know what's going on either |
First
Last Again
HOW do they manage it? HOW!!!*
Since most of you are probably living in the Miserable Outer Darkness
(that is, not in the UK) I shall point out that secondary schools, which host
shrieking pubescents in mob form, ended their Summer Term on Friday. Consequently there are far, far fewer
passengers getting on the First Bus 409 service from Rochdale.
Which was still late! LATE LATE LATE!!! So late it was lapped by the next 409, and
they played bus-passing ballet all the way into Ashton.
I repeat my assertion that, if human
evolution has been left in the hands of First Bus, you’d all still be living in
the trees.
Tabbouleh
There, you thought I was going
to bang on about Matt Howarth, didn’t you.
Nope. This is another recipe from
that diabetic cookbook, and yes it does include dried fruit – high GI because
of high sugar content – but the proteinacous nuts and the salad help to bring
it down overall. It used up plenty of
fresh mint and parsley, which meant bagging the opened pack of mint, lest the
whole fridge smelt like a Polo mint – Wonder Wifey not notably fond of mint.
The kicker is, I haven’t tasted it yet, so
lunch today will be interesting, probably right after I stop typing this.
Not bad actually. |
The
Division – Well
No! Not a mistype for that Pink Floyd album. Because later on this week I will doubtlessly
be yarking on about the 6th Canadian Infantry Brigade Machine Gun
Company’s War Diary – SIT BACK DOWN THIS IS
INTERESTING! – we need to establish a little background first. Normally I refer to the Canadians as the
“British Americans” because that’s what they are, and it annoys the French
Canadians, which is always amusing; for the article I think we’ll stick with
Canadians.
Canadians with tumplines |
Anyway, in the First Unpleasantness the
British military force on the Western Front was the British Expeditionary
Force, usually abbreviated to BEF. By
1916 It was made up of 5 armies, named from First to Fifth. Each army was broken down into Army Corps,
e.g. VII Corps and XVII Corps, and an Army Corps was made up of (usually) 2
Divisions.
So to the Division itself. This was the smallest all-arms
self-sufficient formation there was, although at @ 18,000 men it was hardly
‘small’. It had troops attached to the
HQ itself, including a Machine Gun company, Medium and Heavy Mortars; then
there were two Brigades of Royal Field Artillery, three batteries of 18
pounders and one of 4.5” howitzers in each Brigade. There were 3 infantry Brigades, each having 4
infantry battalions, each battalion supposedly at a strength of 1,000 men. Each Brigade had a Trench Mortar Battery
attached, and a Machine Gun company.
Canadians at practice |
Which is where the 6th’s War
Diary comes in. Canadian Divisions had
their infantry Brigades numbered in sequence from the 1st Division –
e.g. the 1st Division’s Brigades were 1, 2 and 3. Thus the 6th Brigade is part of
the 2nd Canadian Division.
Everything perfectly clear? Topping!
Canadian MG officer |
* I know, I know – three
exclamation marks, it’s almost Continental levels of emotion.
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