If you are not native to The Allotment of Eden then you can be forgiven for not being aware of the River Thames, but only just. It features prominently in Dickens, after all, and that horrid old piker Shakespeare probably drivels on about it, too, except I hate him too much to bother checking. The Thames (inexplicably known to some as "Old Father Thames" because what aspects of age or maleness does it possess?) is of note because it flows through the Modern Sodom (a.k.a. London). It ends in a great big estuary and has the Thames Barrier to prevent flooding. Art?
So you sea |
Anyway, on with the river theme -
The River Fleet
This would be filed under "The Secret Rivers of London", which is an evocative title if ever there was one. It's mentioned in Christopher Fowler's "Bryant & May - The Water Room" and also in Doctor Who's reconstruction of "The Talons of Weng Chiang". The name "river" is a bit of a misnomer, as it conjures up images of babbling brooks and cool clear water - not so! Not so at all. For it's traverse of London the Fleet was more akin to an open sewer than anything else - animal carcases, offal and nightsoil* were emptied into it from one end to the Thames.
Not for paddling in |
A day's outing for some ... |
Well nourished by rain, doubtless |
Oh, I feel so British! What next? Aha! let us whiz off to the Thames Estuary. But first we must follow the usual BOOJUM! practice of going off at a tangent -
A Man With Two Or Three Strings To His Bow
I am talking of Will Hay, British character actor of the Thirties and Forties, who is hilarious on-screen. If you get a chance to see "The Goose Steps Out", do so. Or any of his other films - "The Ghost of St. Michaels" or "Oh Mister Porter!". Art?
Magnificent in his seediness |
"So what?" I hear you quibble. "Hurry up, "Polite Interceptors" is on soon."
Pausing only to inform you that it's actually "POLICE" Interceptors - although they do maintain a certain air of politeness (at least while the cameras are on) - I shall expound.
He had a second career as an amateur astronomer, although when a British amateur astronomer describes themselves thus, it simply means that they don't have a Master's in Astrophysics, and their technical conversations would leave you or I rather perplexed. Art?
Will and his 6" refractor 1932 |
That's two strings - the third was aviation. Yes, he could fly - well, if he was at the controls of an aircraft, I don't mean to imply he could do the Clark Kent kind of thing. In fact he gave lessons to Amy Johnson.
Asteroid 3125 Hay. Yes, named after Will. |
Goodness gracious! We're already over the word count, and haven't even got near the Thames Estuary. Well, later. Oh -
Finally -
Can't resist having a last word.
A Chinese single-wheeled cycle |
Thank you and goodnight**!
* Go look it up, I'm not detailing it
** Don't quibble. It's night somewhere in the world.
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