Yes what ho, Ivor Novello. Moving slowly yet nevertheless moving. Let's face it, the two most fanatical Trek fans on the planet were beginning to get restive, and when they're the Combat Crew Commander and his deputy at Pine Forks Strategic Air Command Minuteman Missile Base, you tiptoe over their feelings. Hi Mitch! Hi Greg!
Anyway, Gerald Ratner -
It's a bling thing |
Anyway, it's late and I should be getting on with what might turn out to be several thousand words.
Lee's Pome
Young Lee left us on Tuesday, a day earlier than expected, meaning that Anna had to come prod your humble scribe into throwing some doggerel together quick smart. I managed, with the baseline information that Lee is off to do a Masters in Forensic Science at Manchester Met. Good luck to him!
Anyway, the pome:
We’re
gathered to say goodbye to Lee
The lad is
off to study at University
No
lightweight humanities course for he –
FORENSIC
SCIENCE! Is his destiny.
You’ve a lot
to answer for, CSI!
Putting a
dreamy twinkle in Lee’s eye,
Promoting an
ambition that means goodbye
To us. Hello! to ninhydrin skin-staining dye.
When
qualified, Lee, it’s not all hi-tec hi-jinks.
There’ll
still be dirty cups and squalid sinks.
You can pose
like David, but, methinks,
Forensics is
really using PCs and making stinks.
Unlike TV,
life’s not shot in orange filter
So your job
versus dream will be off-kilter
This
negativity might, perhaps, act to wilt yer.
Serves you
right! And I hope it guilt’s yer!
Alternative
second verse:
You’ve a lot
to answer for, NCIS!
Service
Delivery is again one man less
Seduced away
by David Caruso’s specs
And the
laser-chromotography DNA process
As you can see, I got the organisation wrong in the second verse, so you get a bit extra at the end.
Most flattering bit - Lee asked for a copy to keep. Ain't that sweet!
"Almost - too sweet." |
By The Law Of Averages -
- even those idiots the Foobs over on Facebook who suggest drivelling inanity like "Cluster-bomb knitting patterns" or "The Cloven-hoof Fish Fanciers Club" get it right once in a while. Behold the proof of this:
Well, almost right |
Still, 50% is an improvement over 0%.
More Of Comestibles
Today was the Cancer Coffee Morning, on behalf of the MacMillan Trust, arranged by the lovely Anna**, to which yours truly contributed this:
This is Halloween Pumpkin Cake, but since it's nowhere near Halloween, you can't get pumpkins in the UK for love, money or a batch of dimethyl cadmium***. So Conrad used what Wonder Wifey wisely suggested as a substitute, Butternut Squash. These you can get any time of the year, which is progress as they used to be almost as hard to get as pumpkins.
The whole layout:
Of course, given the ganterpies that infest the Seventh Floor, there is little of it left.
Is that the picture/text ratio restored somewhat? O good. I do worry so.
Television Programmes: Powers Vs. Poirot
This is only a bit of Conrad pondering whilst the eggs boil, nothing too profound^. "Powers" is a projection of a possible future versus "Poirot" as an evocation of the past. We know what the latter looked like and have the ability to judge how close to the truth it gets, in appearance at least. For "Powers" there is leeway, as we're not dealing with our reality here, but there are limits. Like most successful science fiction, it Varies Only One Thing, and follows all the ramifications and implications of Superpowers Exist. You can't change too much or it loses any relevance it might have had.
There you go! Two hard-boiled eggs.
Well, there's two of them. And they're hard-boiled ... |
Oh, the blog is late tonight as I was on a late shift, then had to get some food when I got home, all before going and doing the weekly shop. All this will become un-necessary when I take over the world, of course, but in the meantime an apprentice dictator's got to get his own Cod in Butter Sauce and Jaffa Cakes.
SHOCK HORROR!!! World dictator's secret weakness revealed!!! |
* Diamond rings
** However lovely she gets and stays, and despite all the mentions here, she's still NOT getting a co-producer credit!
*** More of this later
^ Profound comes tomorrow. There will be a test.
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