- but you should be used to that by now. Chief O'Brien is the Irish Transporter Chief in Star Trek The Next Generation and
Kind of. Sorta. Okay, not at all. |
Right! Normally the blog begins with a photograph of Conrad's dining arrangements, but today was different. Viz:
Foliage trimmed |
A haircut so severe it stopped the monster in the cupboard from emerging. Getting this done at Pepe's meant a long delay in travelling to Manchester, and time constraints prevented me from getting a delicious grilled cheese sandwich at Northern Soul, nor of throwing money at the till in Travelling Man in return for buying comics.
I did get to Fopp, herein the haul:
"Fury", "Lucy" and "A Walk Among The Tombstones" |
Cherry Ghost, M83 and the mighty Chemical Brothers |
I've not heard any tracks from Cherry Ghost or the Bros, but the M83 has one of the most infectious dance tunes about people being transmogrified by psychotropic frogs that you'll ever hear.
Doctor Who The Trailer
Caught this on television recently, with the bold, even possibly overstated headline:
BORN TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE
"So - no pressure, eh?" |
I know you may be sitting castigating your humble scribe on how lax and lazy he is, the GBBO being on Wednesday and this being Saturday, but - it's my blog and I can type up whatever I want whenever or not. Actually I was at a gig on Thursday so the notes didn't get typed up and there wasn't time enough to do it last night.
Enough pre-amble. Take up your runcible spoons!
The theme was that of "Free From", and the Signature bake was to be a cake made without sugar. So our amateurs would be using a syrupy substitute - honey, dates, agave nectar, treacle and - another first for Conrad that he hadn't heard of before - mulberry molasses. Typically our anaesthetist Tamal injected his cake with a syringe, which is impressive, although his statement about being rubbish at maths is a little worrying.
Would YOU let him gas you? |
Finally the Showstopper. A dairy-free ice-cream roll. Pretty tricky as the bakers have to make the ice-cream and the sponge and the jam, and manage their time to ensure that it doesn't fall apart in a deluge of melted ice cream because the sponge and/or jam were too hot. The background noise of ice-cream machines echoed through the tent, a sound Conrad is intimately familiar with - although these models were top of the range £300 versions. Alvin's secret weapon was "Buko Pandan", a radioactively green flavouring from the Phillipines.
- it also glows in the dark** |
Now - spoilers ahead -
I warned you!
Star Baker: Nadiya Going Home: Ugne
Time management and heat, remember? |
Pens Envy
Yes this is safe for work - go back and read the post title closely.
There you go |
All the pens. All the time. |
A Pome For Russell
Russ is moving out of our team and across to People Support, who deal with horribly complex stuff like redundancy calculations. They get paid more, and deserve it in my opinion because it sounds like stressful work. Anyway, Conrad threw together a pome for the lad, and don't worry about the ending, this is BOOJUM! and it's all SFW:
A POME FOR RUSSELL
Russell don’t like us no more.
He thinks us all an utter bore,
And he’s sick of being poor,
So he’s moving across the floor
To People Support and earnings galore
Such a job would make me nervous
Dealing with stuff like Death in Service,
Terminations that need reverses,
A workload that brings out curses
And put Russ in need of nurses.
I warn you, Russ, that altogether
People support is heavy weather
You’ll need Dumbo’s magic feather
Nor will there be time to blether
With your favourite Aunty, Heather.
Traditionally, we now wish you luck
But actually Russ we think you suck –
Being a man down means we’re stuck
We can no longer pass the buck.
Russell Prenderghastly, you selfish –
-
Rascal.
Done better today than last night - 3 out of 18 topics covered. Anyway the time limit has hailed into view again, so -
- Chin Chin!
* Claims that Conrad himself is a hair-splitting pedant, whilst true, will be ignored.
** And stains the tongue bright green
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