- but once again may I politely remind you that it's my blog. If you want accuracy, common sense and cool hard logic, you've got the wrong blog. The "Calculus Is Fun!*" blog is over there.
Anyway, here we are:
"A man walks into a bar - - and goes "Ouch!" " |
ICBM
You could be forgiven for thinking this refers to "Inter Continental Ballistic Missile", especially as I am currently reading "On Thermonuclear War" and am sharing my own shallow thoughts on the text.
Not today! Today it's that old standby, "Ice Cream Breakfast Man", and here is the evidence:
Oh the humanity! |
Ha! Take That, Critics!
>imagine the sound of Conrad snapping his fingers disdainfully<. This photograph is going to take a bit of explaining -
- hang on, not had my second litre of tea yet. Allow me a pause to go and brew a pot -
Sorry about the delay, took Edna for a walk before the inevitable thunderstorm later on.
No madness, just method |
Sometimes I impress even me |
What I need now is a copy of the first volume of the 2nd Division's history. A pedant's work is never finished!
"Abrogate"
I do apologise for Oscar, my memory, throwing this word into my consciousness as I trotted into the Mansion's front room.
What does it mean? "To repeal a law". Where does it come from? You guessed it, Latin, the culprit for so much of our language. "Ab" meaning "away" and "Rogare" which means "To propose a law", mutating into "Abrogate" by the Renaissance.
The law against Drunken Student Rampages had, obviously, been abrogated. |
In case you didn't know, this is a television programme featuring Bear Grylls, although to be honest his film crew ought to be recognised as well, since they share all the
Somewhat bizzarely - in Conrad's humble opinion - he has paired up with Kate Winslet to do some extreme activity up in the mountains. Don't believe me?
Proof! |
Poirot - The Adventure of The Western Star
At first, not having seen this, Conrad wondered if the Star in question was a ship, or perhaps a train?
Neither! It is a whacking big diamond, allegedly the sister gem to the Eastern Star. Now, Conrad knew that there was a con on, and that there was only one diamond, and that Lady Yardley was lying tremendously, although it did take until half an hour had gone by before the details were confirmed.
Dark Star. Close enough |
Indeed.
As you surely know by now, Conrad is no fan of sport. Thus he was rather annoyed at seeing a poster for Sky Television that boasted it was "Home of the Premier League".
Like this, but different. And no, I've no idea about the golden lion |
Well, as usual the time limit and word limit intervene. May see you later!
* An utter lie, by the way.
** Yes it's current affairs, so sue me. I also refer you to the first line of today's blog
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