Conrad is happy to bow to Colin's masterful knowledge of motorbikes, bikers and biking, yet he strongly suspects that this is what you'd look like if you tried rocking the world with your "Rebel Biker Who Don't Need No Stinkin' Helmet" look:
You've got to admit, Conrad has a point ... |
"Salute Of Guns" By Donald Boyd
Hmmm, the author, I believe, is trying rather too hard to show how "artistic" and "poetic" he can be in this autobiography of his time as a gunner in the Royal Artillery during the First Unpleasantness. Unlike "The Australian Victories In France", Boyd uses flowery rather than formal words to convey his experience. Given that the unfortunate chap had two mental breakdowns during his period of service, one cannot critique him too harshly. Still, it suffers by comparison with the excellent "A Passionate Prodigality" by Guy Chapman; Guy had the talent to put across his prose with wit and intelligence and not look as if he was showing off.
Gun Salute. Close enough |
Conrad's Night On The Tile
You're going to get the full experience, like it or not, in fact especially if you don't like it, for I am perverse that way.
The background to this story is that Ian said his band were playing at the Soup Kitchen on Thursday evening. Now, I happen to like his band (Claw The Thin Ice) and there were a couple of other acts on as well, but - and this is a "but" that comes in the shape of a twelve ton Public Service Vehicle - by the time the gig would be over I'd be at the mercy of First Bus and if, or when, one of their buses turned up, plus the prospect of a taxi home from Oldham Bus Station.
So I got a room at Sasha's, brought a change of clothes and some toiletries and a full English breakfast on Friday morning.
"Watch out for Sasha's," warned Ian. "Some of the room's don't have windows."
Indeed not |
Also I heard a couple of girls mentioning a huge spider they'd seen, although as luck would have this was after my trip to the "toilet", or - Conrad being a huge coward - I would have been haunted by fear for the rest of the night.
Enough pettifogging! On with the gig -
First up were Big Machine. Big Machine, small combo, merely a guitarist and drummer.
No paint on the walls, but lots of funeral drapes. |
Centre stage the bassist |
Exciting rock and roll moments: setting up the kit |
The Claws drumkit, with customised design |
So there you are. Immortal rock 'n' roll journalism, or what passes for it in my head.
Whilst having lunch with Katie and Stephen, the latter was reckless enough to ask what got included in the blog, so I read out a list that seemed to amuse them. One part of the list was "BOOJUM!S Pet** List", which I reproduce for your delectation:
1) Tony the Ten Ton Terror Toad (he squashes people)
2) Clarissa the Cannibal Combat Chicken (she eats people)
3) Frank the Ferociously Farting Frog (he gasses people)
4) The Coincidence Hydra (bites Conrad on the bum at least once per day)
5) Wally the Weasel (he gets more "W" words added to his title each time)
6) Frockodile (you'll die laughing)
*In the ground floor bar I had a verrrry nice pint of "Marble Arch" - an Indian Pale Ale infused with Earl Grey tea.
** When I say "pet" I mean "Terrifying and dangerous killer animals that hate humans". Okay?
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