It comes of, once again, swanning around on Youtube and looking at whatever seems interesting, and our views of "Interesting" might well differ. A canal inclined plane? A dam collapsing? Challenger II tanks parading triumphantly through the streets of
Ooops, I think I scared someone. |
I'm not sure that this qualifies as a tank, because that enormous piece of ordnance appears to be mounted in barbette, not a turret. It also seems to have a lot of blind spots. And what happens to the crew in that smaller sub-turret when the Big Gun fires? Tanks being tanks, how are you going to recover it when it breaks down, how do you change a road wheel or track links, and what is it's mileage per gallon?
If I prod that shiftless layabout Art, we may get -
I think that's someone dancing atop the tank. I could be wrong. |
Maus with puny humans for scale |
I have more of MBS's animation to show you. Art? Less coal more goal!
"Imperial Land Tank" |
The best I can find |
Right?
Wellllllll don't be so hasty to dismiss it, or the concept behind it. We have mentioned the Teuton "Ratte" before - O what hilarious irony! naming a 1,000 ton vehicle after the next biggest creature up from a mouse - and if we poke Art awake with a fish-fork -
Ratty and tatty |
Whereas in real life, the Ratte never got off the drawing board. Supposedly it would have been powered by a pair of U-boat diesel engines, and mount an unused battleship turret. "Look!" said the designers, "We took out the third barrel, which saves 50 tons overall weight!"
The ultimate accolade for an Armoured Fighting Vehicle - they made a kit of it (not so sure about the flying saucers, though) |
Then again, it may all have been a huge and ironic joke, with Adalbert laughing himself sick at his drawing board.
Of course, I may be overthinking this ...
Conrad: the poster boy for overthinking (With extra added pens) |
Ah, The Youth Of Today!
Your Humble Scribe was looking forward to a Bank Holiday as of Monday the 4th of May, only to be told on his daily conference-call with colleagues (I'm so up-to-the-minute) by Frances that it had been moved, to Friday the 8th of May.
Okay, moved. A holiday is still a holiday, however, so the question is why?
"The Eighth is V.E. Day," said Frances, to which Conrad nodded sagely, and the younger folk on the call looked perplexed.
"What is V.E. Day?" asked Fifi.
Well, I'm glad you asked! It stands for "Victory in Europe Day" and marks the day when - let's have a picture, Art -
Happy shiny people |
Actually took place 04/05/1945 |
Having a vicarious laugh yesteryon at r/Reddit about dreadful jobs that people hated, one of the earliest ones was also one of the best (or worst, if you like), thus:
A Bloody Awful Job
No! We are SFW - this is a literal description. The poster worked at a medical recycling centre, which is where all the sharps bins full of used syringes, cotton waste stained with blood, used IV tubing also full of blood, used scalpel blades, soiled bandages - more blood, and other horrid icky stuff goes. Art?
Our poster's job was not to process the mountains of vile garbage you see above; rather it was to clean out the recycling plant, which was always aswill with blood. What unabated joy this must have been in summer ...
And, to cap it all, the facility (which makes it sound good) had an infestation of -
- rats!
Which continues the theme of rodents for today.
Finally -
I think it's time to wrap up that fruitful source of inspiration, Abebook's "Retro Monsters of Sci-Fi", as we're nearly at the end of the various book covers they've featured there. The last one I want to put up is by the esteemed Manly Wade Wellman, an author sadly neglected nowadays, and if you get the chance to read "Who Fears The Devil", take it. Okay, Art?
The perils of being a curious pilot |
The Man |
And on that note, let us escape from the rat-ridden Island Of Doom on our raft made out of inflated moose-skins! - hang on, should that be "mouse-skins"?
* Heh!
** Ooops, sorry, got sensible and serious for a moment.
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