That, however, will come later. I know that you're thinking: "Ooh! Ooh! The tone-deaf old fart has gotten the lyrics to that Beatles song all wrong!"
How little you know me*.
First of all, that title is a pun. A PUN. I do seem to be using upper case a lot this week, don't I?
For the literalists amongst you |
The edition I have |
Jim, in an attempt to make sense of the figures and tables within, went to his next door neighbour, who is come kind of whiz with economics, and asked him to explain it in simple English, which made sense for, ooh, at least half an hour afterwards. Al never got that far; he did, amusingly, state that whenever he sits down with his bank manager or accountant, after ninety seconds his eyes glaze over and nothing goes in any longer.
One cannot blame him |
Herr Schickelgruber shovels. |
Motley, let us get out the theremin and hammer dulcimer and do a cover of "It's All Too Much"!
The Foxton Inclined Plane
SIT BACK DOWN! I warned you about these engineering structures yesteryon, so you've got no excuse, and no way to back out of it.
Okay, one of the perpetual problems of moving goods by water is that the land said water flows through is frequently at different levels, meaning in times past that one needed elaborate, water-wasteful and verrrrry slow lock systems to move through. Art?
Like this |
A view of the caissons |
In the drink |
Caisson's dock at the top end; note hauling cable, engine shed and guillotine keeping water in. |
Oh, by the way, I did mention about looking for that immense Belgian barge-lift being done in Lego. Well there aren't any such creations. In fact it looks as if Lego boat, barge or ship lifts are entirely out of the question, because - water. Lego not watertight.
A Little Musical Critique
This is a little tenuous, so humour me. Okay, we see the above Foxton inclined plane, don't we? And which musical group had one Foxton in it? That's right, The Jam <silently shakes fist at diabetes>. Bruce Foxton.
Back in the day when Conrad could eat conserves. |
"Where the streets are paved with blood"
Ah, right in there with the Dystopia, vision, eh Mister Weller? Why couldn't it be meat-and-potato pies or gold leaf? And - whose blood is it, exactly, because it's not necessarily human blood.
"With catalysmic overtones"
Not selling one's self short, are we? All fire, gore and thunder!
"Fear and hate linger in the air"
Hmmm, perhaps a recourse to air-freshener, then?
"A strictly no-go deadly zone"
Hang on, are we talking about London or the streets of Caracas or a Brazilian favela? This is not Mega-City One!
Mostly not Mega-City One |
Finally -
Because I miss huge Lego builds, here's an insanely vast and detailed one of the South Canadian battleship "USS Missouri", built by either a saddo or a genius, or a bit of both, in his garage. Art?
But bear in mind it will NOT float. |
Hmmm. Very WOW. ("World of Warships") |
* Also, it's because of all the vegetables I eat.
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