I am up to Number 81, for your information, where the clue that I couldn't get was "North American game Bird (8)" and it began with "B" and ended with "E". I bet you'd never get it, either. So I weakened and looked up the solution. And the answer?
"BOBWHITE".
<ahem>
WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING AT! WHO, AMONGST A READERSHIP LIVING ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN THE U.K. WOULD KNOW THE NAME OF AN OBSCURE SOUTH CANADIAN BIRD THAT I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT!!
There, I feel better.
Art? Get on the case. NOW!
A Bobwhite |
And another thing. Another answer was "STYMIE" which as you ought to know is South Canadian argot, not honest British language. Who's compiling these crosswords anyway? Someone on a Rhodes scholarship?
Bah!
Roads scholar. Close enough |
Where Are You, Albert, When We Need You?
I refer to that paragon of intellectual achievement, Albert Einstein, the poster chap for "Genius", and his quote "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits" which is peculiarly apt for today.
"What is he going on about now?" I hear you quibble. "It surely can't be another crossword, can it? Or did the top fall off the salt cellar when he shook it over his chips?"
Neither. I refer to a bizarre conspiracy theory - okay, all of them are pretty bizarre, especially the one that insists Finland doesn't exist - that has deeply worrying real world implications: that 5G causes/creates/transmits Covid-19 consipiracy theory.
What's wrong with this picture? |
This is not a virus. It bears repeating: THIS IS NOT A VIRUS (Though it can kill you. By falling on top of you) |
We Have Been Here Before
I know because I had a suspicion and checked. I'm talking about subject matter, not time travel, and specifically the "Baluchitherium". In fact I even posted on Facebook as to where this name comes from, as there is a region in the East called "Baluchistan". It is split between Pakistan, Afghanistan and Iran and the locals rise up in arms every so often against their respective governments, which seems to be a regional tradition. Art?
Baluchs in effete pink. They're not going to be happy about that, cartographer. |
Ol' Bally, with puny humans for scale |
One thing that no palaeontologist has discussed is the aftermath of it's browsing on leaves and shrubs; plainly it's daily needs for same would have been immense, which means - I shall put this as delicately as I can - what came out the end opposite the mouth must have been equally epic.
Beware behind! |
Pop palaeontologist? |
Who Would Have Thought It?
If you have been following the blog of late, then you know Conrad has found another tranche of major civil engineering works to enthuse over: ship and boat lifts. Whilst there are only 2 functional ones in This Sceptred Isle, there are lots around the world, and we've looked at those in Belgium and Ruffia.
There is, however, still another civil engineering methodology that has been used to transport canal and riverine traffic between bodies of water at differing levels: the inclined plane. Art?
I shan't go into any detail today, as this new and novel engineering concept needs a bit of background research, but once we run out of ship and boat lifts, you can bet your bottom shekel we'll be looking at inclined planes!
A very inclined plane |
Whaddon Earth Is Going On?
NO! That is a pun, not a spelling mistake. Really, after all these years, you can't tell the difference? O my, your descendants are going to have a terrible time when I take over.
To what do I refer? Why, none other than a film clip that the BBC put up on their website, taken at Whaddon Hall, depicting various people in and out of uniform, playing the ballfoot game, speaking soundlessly to camera, all very innocuous.
EXCEPT NOT! NOT AT ALL INNOCUOUS!! Art?
Whaddon Hall |
Allow me. Art?
These are still photographs from the film, taken from an entirely different newpaper website, because the Whaddon Hall item has completely vanished from the Beeb's website. Isn't that ever so peculiar?
And with that, we are ever so done! Pip pip!
* Just testing.
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