For his nickname was Monty. This I acknowledge.
Another Monty |
Monty keeps his hands warm |
The "Monty" I refer to is in fact Monty Python, and I hesitate to even mention it, because you can guarantee that this will immediately derail the blog and have everyone out there doing various unfunny impressions - Look! I told you, there's someone doing the Fish Dance. YOU! CEASE THAT IMMEDIATELY!
CAUTION! Dancing Fish are not the same as the Fish Dance |
My man Monty |
Ah, yes! I refer to that sketch in Berman's Boa where a Hungarian gentlemen is using a distinctly dodgy phrasebook to try and buy a
This is a recipe on the back of a packet of Buckwheat Roasted Groats, which as you can see is all in Polish**. Your Humble Scribe, because he is nothing if not a thorough anorak, carefully translated all the ingredients and instructions from Polish to English, using Google Translate.
Google Translate can be a bit - how shall we say? - a bit Berman's Boa. I typed in whole sentences, because you get the most sense out of the translation that way. Doing it a word at a time can lead to errors - I knew that the "Ciasto" or "Cake" (perhaps "Batter" would be a better word) needed a milled, ground cereal element in it, not "A glass of milk". Doing it as a sentence yielded "A cup of flour". You and I both recognised that "Grzybowy" means "Mushrooms" - Art?
Dammit. Now I feel hungry. |
Hence my Monty moment.
Motley, shall we try making these pierozki? Yes, you need to wash your phalanges first.
How To Destroy Society With A Delay Of A Generation Or So
This presumes you don't like a certain society, or that you wish to twist it into an hideous perversion of piffledom, where port is routinely passed to the left, moustaches are not brushed, and parsnip chips are compulsory.
I should tip the hat to associate Anthony Moran, ex-colleague over at Connexions, who is a photographer on the side. Dunno if a photo can be gotten of the chap -
Best I can do |
The Stranger |
The clay folk |
And pretty much wipes them all out; blasted, flattened or swallowed up by the ravening earth.
Dead right, children! |
If you Google images for this series, most of them concern this episode and why parents should not allow their little ones to watch it.
Finally -
I have had to wash my hands of the "Regiment Of Foote" rules and game, as it just wouldn't work given the basing. However, having had a peruse of "Polemos" I recognised the ruleset I played a few years back, so I shall be using these. All I need to do is add a single label to the back of one in every five or six units, coloured red or blue, with a letter. Plus there is a random army generator for Large, Medium or Small armies, which randomises things. Art?
Wow - from November 2013 |
* Tug of the forelock and a genuflect to Mighty Monty, who bestrode Sixties television like a
** Because it's been imported from Poland. Just so we're clear.
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