Plus other appropriately obsolete swears. For today I have dusted off the historical miniature replicas that are so NOT toy soldiers, dug out a rulebook and am preparing to game a wargame of the English Civil War.
Here an aside. Civil wars are notorious for being as uncivil as it's possible to get; for some reason having a go at your brother really brings out the worst in people. As an example, the Ruffians lost SIX TIMES as many people in their civil war as they did in the First Unpleasantness, and it went on for longer, too. Inevitably, the Sinisters used it as a means of legitimising themselves, so in a couple of years expect Tsar Putin to be banging on about how he defeated the evil capitalist swines way back in 1919*.
"Nobody took the Bolsheviks seriously at first. It was the hats." |
Where were we? O yes -
More Of Militaria
Your Humble Scribe distinctly recalls another ruleset, possibly "Panzer Marsch!", where the Close Support tanks of Perfidious Albion's desert forces were only allowed to fire smoke shells, rather than High Explosive. They (the rulemakers) allege there was historical precedent to back this up, which Conrad has always been suspicious of.
Conrad, to whom suspicion comes naturally |
Thus |
A Bit Late To The Party
Typical, hmmm? This should have gone with that prescient and well-informed review of "The Thing", and why the mincing work-shy fops who bruited themselves around as "Film critics" hated it when it came out, yet who now fawn over it and hope nobody with a long memory happens to be around. Did I mention I went and saw it at the cinema? Art!
Besides, I think that "Cats" must have staked an inalienable right to that title in quotes.
I Think It's Time For A Little Monster -
Another referral to that list which Abebooks cobbled together many weeks ago, and which we have been dipping into when the muse fails to come up with the goods. Today we have -
This |
Finally -
We only need a short item to hit the Compositional Ton - no thanks to Euphrosyne or Terpsichore, the slackers - so I am not going to go into too much depth (hah!) about the Hay Inclined Plane. This was one method used in times past to raise canal traffic from one water level to another, because rivers and canals will insist on going their own sweet ways. In common with other such engineering features, the HIP was superceded by other forms of transport, such as the railway. Let us see what there is left of it. Art?
At the bottom |
Yes, it's only a model. |
And with that, we are done!
* Don't laugh. Laughing is treason <laughs>
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