But since when was I a reliable witness? Today has been my Saturday, as it were, since I am working on The Real Saturday, thus Thursday has been my day off. Working on The Real Saturday doesn't pose the inconvenience it did when I had to be in the office for a 09:00 start, thanks to working from home. Art?
"Here we see one of First's brand-new buses, fitted with all the latest conveniences." |
The culprit. |
Tomorrow all I need to do is roll out of bed at 08:45 to brew that pot and toast that bread. Plus, when I finish at 17:00, I can be home for 17:00:01, rather than 18:45.
And now - a high-speed industrial CNC lathe!
Because we can. |
An Alcohol You Cannot Drink
That is to say, you humans cannot drink it. Or you could drink it once, and then never again, as being dead makes imbibition difficult.
For Lo! we are back with Your Daily Dose Of Dangerous, and we have moved along the alphabet to:
Allyl Alcohol. Art?
Yeah, amongst other things |
This chemical doesn't merely exist in order to make life difficult; it has specialised uses in creating plastics and also helps to prevent that below -
R. J. MacReady was here. |
Careful now! I can see one of those chiselling steam locomotives trying to sneak onto the blog. Excuse me - Art?
CLEAR OFF! |
Where were we? O yes - a moment's silence for the absence of Pub Quiz tonight. And I've been doing loads of wordy puzzles to keep my wits sharp. I might not see the inside of the Pleasant Inn for another 6 weeks - how will I cope?
My staple response - with a bucket of gin. |
Conrad Has Been Busy Baking
I've not felt the urge to bake anything for an age. The cynical and suspicious would allege that, now I've been made permanent at the office, I don't need to curry the favour I did as a temp. Perhaps, perhaps, but as we already know Conrad is a hopelessly impractical old duffer with sausage fingers, whose only moderate ability is either crafting words or slinging batter in the oven. Art?
Dear Co-Op, this is what you're missing, yah booh sucks. (Also, gluten-free) |
The raw materials |
Suddenly! A Hawker Typhoon low-level rocket attack took place!
Because I suddenly realised I was blogging about buying eggs. Sorry.
Finally -
We only need a short article to hit the Compositional Ton, so I shall regale you with one of the r/AskReddit "School Pranks" stories I read yesterday. This takes place at a South Canadian High School, which are infested with teens between fourteen and eighteen, and who ought to know better.
Anyway, someone at this school drove an old, extremely-beat up car, whose doors didn't lock.
Thus |
Then, one day, they pushed it too far forward and it hit a teacher's parked car, damaging it. The owner of the "beater" had finally decided enough was enough, and reported this latest crime to the police.
Oh - sorry, did you expect an amusing and light-hearted ending?
Nope.
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