And it appears to have shaken off the dodgy formatting that dogged us yesteryon. Apologies if you got less BOOJUM! than you were expecting; we do try hard to hit that Compositional Ton, you know.
But first! Let us have some ridiculously large plant equipment, for no other reason than we can. Art?
A "V Ditch Ripper" in action |
I am not alone |
"Teuton" - anything from or about Deutchland.
"M8s": the French, a bit of a nod to their dreampop band M83, and because we are such good mates. A pun.
"Norks, the": if written with a sneer, North Korea. If written with a salute, the Norwegians
Let's hear it for the Nork Marinenjaegercommandoen! |
"Sinister Union, the": The Soviets. Apparently this title makes Tsar Putin very cross, which is why we're going to keep using it.
"Ruffians": Guess who? Because they behaved disgracefully at some ballfoot events. This, too, annoys Dimya*.
"Perfidous Albion" and "This Sceptred Isle": Britain, where we are lucky to live.
If I can think of a suitably punning or ironic nickname for your country, count on it getting used.
Now for today's title: nothing to do with plumbing, it's one of the themes that Al and Jim are bruiting about on an episode of their podcast "We Have Ways ..." namely pipers, that is, men playing bagpipes. Art?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpBw0oCO4C8
There's a Youtube link. Now, Art, a piper picture, please.
Thus |
Bill at play (Those are probably Highland troops) |
Fear And LoaTHING
You're going to get the benefit of my wit and wisdom here, because I made notes last night, so SIT BACK DOWN!
I came across a Youtube video that attempted to answer a question from 1982, namely "Why was 'The Thing' the "Most Hated Film Of All Time"?"
Because film critics suck <insert NSFW noun here>? They were falling over themselves back in the day to ladle derision and scorn and hot battery acid over TT, and "Film On Point" did a little analysis over why the
One reason is that there had been another film featuring an alien stranded on planet Earth, released just before TT, and that film was "E.T.". Art?
CAUTION! Touching laser-fingers can cause serious burns |
Then there was the lack of clumsy exposition, because the film crew and cast had all been working together during pre-production, getting to bond and develop personal relationships, thus not needing to spout reams of verbiage designed to update idiot viewers about "I AM GOING TO WALK ACROSS THE ROOM" "THERE YOU GO WALKING ACROSS THE ROOM" "I JUST WALKED ACROSS THE ROOM".
They built that copter by hand, you know. |
That's not one of the filmed cast, it's a complete stranger who was brought in for only that shot, so nobody could work out whom it might be. That, critics, is being thorough.
Then there was the theme of what seemed to be an intelligent disease with no possible cure, mirroring the advent of AIDS in the Eighties, and another kind of downer aspect to the film. It wasn't until the Nineties and the arrival of videotapes that TT really came into it's own, and those same two-faced critics are all crowing what a "Masterpiece" it is <insert another extremely NSFW noun here. Two, in fact>.
"It's behind you!" |
Reddit Revenge Retelling
Since I cannot have recourse to "Have Your Say" over at the BBC, I shall take my schadenfreude elsewhere. In the case that stuck in my mind, an EMT-qualified technician took the first job he could get, as funds were low. He had been promised £250 a week, but his first payslip revealed he'd only been paid £187 per week. Naturally he went and protested to his manager, who proved to be a slippery, slimy slugworthy individual who said his pay was staying at that rate, and as for the £250 - did he get that in writing?
The business in question |
An example |
The next day, still at home, he gets a phone call from his manager, who is beyond furious.
"Gosh, where on earth are you?" asked the manager, if a little less politely than I make out here.
"At home," replied the narrator. "Shouldn't you be out at the exploratory drill site as we agreed yesterday?" continued the manager, again rather more forcefully than I replicate.
"I don't remember that," jibes our narrator. "Did you get it in writing?" and he hangs up, then turns his phone off. Ooops.
Another example |
Finally -
I dug up a minor detail in "An Englishman At War" that was a real lightbulb moment, but we are way over the daily limit so I'll have to come back to it tomorrow. Art?
A hint |
* When he's not secretly weeping.
** Go on, it's just me, isn't it?
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