Conrad, your
humble scribe – me, for the slow of intellect – is unsure whether or not you’re
going to be reading this tonight, due to the unfortunate intrusion of that most
unpleasant of things – Real Life. I am,
you see, on a shift that does not finish until 7 post meridian, with at least a
10 minute journey to the bus stop and a reckless gamble that the bus will
actually turn up.
Such will be the pattern all this week, in
fact, so a touch of improvisation is called for. We may be seeing the resurrection of the
2013/2014/2015/2016 historical posts early of a morn, as this is the easiest
way for me to deal with a late shift. It
would also give you, gentle reader, a chance to review the development of the
blog over time. Psychiatric insights
like this are rare.
Now, after that fascinating quick trip around
the world of work, shall we escort the gibbering motley into the open air*?
A gibbering motley (it says here) |
More Of The Man
The Man From
Uncle, that is. Yes, the 2015 film
iteration, not one of the cobbled-together Sixties films. Now, as I mentioned, one of the more amusing
things about this film is the casting of Armie Hammer as Ilya Kuryakin; David
McCallum was quite slim and trim, but Armie is a mass of muscle. Further to that – Art?
Here in the Pond, “Sambo” is an unpleasant
racial epithet, yet in the Sinister Union or Russia, it’s a form of unarmed
combat that their armed forces love to practice. More props to the production team for this
detail.
Then there’s Ilya’s gun. I couldn’t get a good shot from the DVD
itself, so I’m going to cheat and use an image from the Internet Movie Firearms
Database. They make the point that this
is NOT the Uncle special as used in the television version – different magazine
housing. They also put forward the
theory that this KGB Special is the inspiration for the Uncle one. This makes sense, as the film does attempt to
explain the origins of UNCLE.
So – barrel extension with silencer,
extended magazine, stock and telescopic sights.
Or, how to turn a pistol into a rather rubbish carbine.
Your Flies Are Undone
There is
some furore in the press about a postulated remake of the seminal novel “Lord
of the Flies”, except with girls rather than boys.
Hmmm.
A load of scantily-clad teenaged schoolgirls romping around on a desert
island.
I wonder what demographic they’re aiming for here?
“On The Beach”
Sorry,
couldn’t resist after the above. This is
apropos the list I posted yesterday, 21 Post Apocalyptic Novels, and I did
annotate against OTB, saying it was very very depressing.
SPOILERS AHOY!!
Essentially, all life in the Northern
Hemisphere is extinct, killed either directly by nuclear attack or the fallout
which now blankets that half of the globe.
Hmmm, not sure that the Rule Of Seven would allow for that, but we’ll
allow it as poetic licence.
The reason why Hom. Sap. blots itself out
is explained by Neville Shute, the author, as due to the sheer prevalence of cheap
nuclear weapons – I think even Albania ends up with a nuclear arsenal. (and if you don’t use ‘em, you lose
‘em). Serendipitously, the plot McGuffin
for TMFU was that Prof. Teller had invented a new process to make lots and lots
of cheap uranium.
There you go, proof that everything is
connected to everything else.
You can't deny it's on the beach |
Shakespoke
Don’t think
I haven’t forgotten about you, Windbag.
The torment continues! I’ll teach
you to make school and college considerably less enjoyable. Let rip with the cutting satire –
“ A man can die
but once.”
That’s obvious,
you dunce.
If he died
multiply
He’d be a
zombie, wouldn’t he?
Take that, Barb of Avon. Come to think of it, doesn’t a zombie king
show up in “Hamlet”? Something like
that. Well, that’s the Barf of Avon for
you, nicking other people’s literary ideas – Max Brooks ought to sue.
Meanwhile, Back In Dangerland –
Haha, back
with the – ah – er – yes, perhaps gleeful exuberance is not quite the attitude,
as this is being typed at work. Stern
sober reflection, that’s what I’m expressing.
Stern. Sober**.
ACETONITRILE!! Another winning entry from the list of
“Extremely Hazardous Substances”. This
stuff is really deadly. It is not simply
toxic and explosive, it produces hydrogen cyanide when it combusts, which is
not something you want to be breathing in, and it can explode on contact with
oxidants. Basically, it’s just itching
to explode and poison you, after poisoning you in the first place.
THINGS EXPLODING! |
* Don’t worry,
it still has a personal chaperone.
** Of
course. We are at work, after all.
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