Often the clickbaiting blog title bears vanishingly small resemblance to what follows in the Intro, but today - today reality and braggadocio may collide.
Now, I bet you thought I'd be dragging this picture out of Art's collection of gallery stills:
Trust me, that's Tom |
Major Tom? Definitely not minor. |
Look! Lots of TANKS! |
Torquetto Jubbly?
As is a given with any prolonged period spent standing at the bus stop, Conrad begins to muse, and today he mused upon those two words, which popped into his head with no prompting. Really, out of nowhere.
By the time the (Late! Late again! Forever Late! If >*) the number 24 bus arrived, a dim suspicion that this was a character from the pages of 2000AD had percolated through the neurons. Furthermore, it was in reference to a story featuring those alien teenaged delinquents "DR and Quinch".
Ernest Errol Quinch (L) and Waldo "Diminished Responsibility" Dobbs (R) |
And the only person who can read his writing is himself.
And he's dead.
That's when the fun begins with "Mind the Oranges Marlon!"
"Frangipani"
Since the 24 was LATE, my mind churned on, looking at other aspects of life on earth, the human condition, the unending struggle between Good and Evil, and how many words in common use are derived from Latin. Dead language my Hairy Underside!
The name above is one. What is it, and why?
Blue broken bread, so to speak |
There you are - BOOJUM! - educating one fact at a time.
"Gravity's Rainbow" By Thomas Pynchon
Now up to Page 710, so I may finish it over the weekend ("Hooray!" cheer the bored audience) and for that I'll be starting on "House of Leaves" immediately after ("Our lives are eternally blighted" complain the audience).
As ever, Tom throws words into the mix that I've never heard of. Take this one: "Phthisic", used in the context of a person coughing. Looking it up on teh interwebz, it means "tubercular", that is, of the lungs. Why couldn't he just say that!
Then there's this one, which crops up a lot: "Preterite". Which merely refers to events in the past.
In one of his typical tangents, Tom goes off a bit on the Hotchkiss machine gun. Art?
Hotchkiss 8mm, with a 20 round strip magazine in place |
Case in point, I've seen one in "Once Upon A Time In Mexico". We may come back to this.
We Got One Of These Free Today
It's a Kinder Egg with one of the Despicable Me minions on the wrapper.
Dancing fool |
The Bucolic Shire Of Royton
This is again in the nature of a test.
Just to let you see the nature of the landscape around the Mansion on a beautiful cool summer morning that actually feels and looks like a beautiful cool summer morning.
* Mister Hand intervenes to prevent a five page rant with no punchline, just hatred.
** Most unusually, the renegade pair had nothing to do with this sudden demise.
*** Sorry
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