Also, I can tell what you're thinking: "How can a dwarf be enormous? Surely -"
I would refer you to "The Phantom Tollbooth", where our hero Milo encounters a perfectly normal sized man, who claims that he is either "The World's Smallest Giant" or "The World's Tallest Dwarf" - it's all relative.
That's a Watchdog.* |
I introduced brown dwarfs yesterday, because Phil Plait the Bad Astronomer has an interesting article on a prospective BD in his column.
https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/an-aurora-glows-over-a-possible-rogue-planet
This is something whizzing about in space beyond the limits of
An artist had an impression - |
An "Egad!" Moment
This is really bathos in every sense - going from the galactic wonder of a sub-star to that staple of social media - "What I Had To Eat Part 18,5347", with the proviso that, because it's me posting this, you ought to at least pretend an interest. Art?
"Epoisses" |
When the box was opened and the secret revealed, it turned out to be a soft cheese, carefully wrapped in airtight plastic -
This was an "Egad!" moment, as the wrapping promised that this was going to be a spectacularly stinking bit of fromage, meaning I had to wait until Wonder Wifey and her intensely acute sense of smell were out of the house.
Surprise! Not only does it barely smell (although I am not 100% sure of this as I only have 1% of a normal Hom. Sap's nasal acuity), it's a nice mild very soft cheese. Art?
Et voila. |
And because posting pictures of your meals is horribly sad, here's our fall-back to regain a little of our somewhat tarnished credibility - that is, atom-bombing the Moon.
Ha! TAKE THAT, MOON! |
Hang on - let me just check the Obituaries - ah, it was just a ghastly rumour and Ben Folds is very much alive, it was only a misheard remark about his heart being ignited -**
Remember What I Said Above About People?
Conrad, being the terrible person that we all know him to be, was chortling himself sick over the Have Your Say comments on the Beeb website yesteryon. Apparently some ballfoot player is injured and out of play for 6 weeks or so, and there was an article about this, together with photos. The Beeb - wisely or not - opened Comments on the page. First we need to add a photo they posted. Art?
Cute dog! |
However, a significant number of posts, easily in the dozens and dozens, were all along the lines of "OMG TWO PHOTOS THAT ARE EXACTLY THE SAME HOW STRANGE WHAT A WIERDO!!!"
Yes indeedy, check out the framed photos.
Thank You, Steve, Thank You SO MUCH!
That was irony, lest it pass you by. Steve is my memory, you see, and a most annoying character, too, at times.
Here's the problem. Art?
Generic Mad Scientist |
<sighing> Steve, Steve, what are we going to do with you? |
B****y Steve!
Finally -
Before going on
"OMG! TWO PHOTOS THAT ARE EXACTLY THE SAME HOW STRANGE WHAT A WIERDO!!!"
I wear my badge with pride.
Kókuszdió!
* No, really, it's in the book, honest, I didn't make it up.
** Racy stuff, eh?
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