If you do not hail from the Pond of Eden (as it has been horribly soggy of late) then you may be unaware of the gesture to which I refer. Art?
How very uncouth! |
V for Victory, unless being delivered to Herr Hitler, in which case it means "F*** ***" |
Now, let's see how loudly we can make the motley howl when shooting one-inch diameter ball bearings at it, from a bait catapult!
Loudly! |
Vaagso
Lovely, lovely Vaagso, a port in Norway as many towns there are, and the last time the British were there they blew it up and burnt it down. Despite which, the local Norks still love us.
No! They were not visiting football fans, for we are talking about almost exactly 77 years ago, during the Second Unpleasantness, and the visitors were Commandos out to destroy fish-oil factories, sink ships and generally cause creative mayhem.
Vaagso before - er - "remodelling" |
"Hande Hoche! Fur zu der krieg ist endet." |
The raid, predictably, twisted the tail of Herr Hitler, because this was the umpteenth time Norway had been raided and he feared an all-out invasion - which, in his fevered imagination, would have knocked Finland out of the war and brought Sweden in on the Allied side. His answer was to stuff 370,000 men into Norway, where they had precisely no effect on the war at all.
Quite. |
Vindaloo
No! I am not referring to that horribly catchy ballfoot game song, all about a bucket of curry - I think, it's a long time since I listened to it.
No, what I refer to is that curry dish itself. I discovered, whilst reading my dictionary earlier this afternoon (something everyone does, right?) that the word is neither Hindi nor English. Art?
CAUTION! Can burn your gob off. |
The name? It comes from the Portuguese "Vin d'alho", meaning a sauce of wine and garlic. Because back in the day the Porks were just as good/wicked/acquisitive (delete where necessary) at empire-building as Perfidious Albion, and even to this day there are Portuguese enclaves on the Indian subcontinent.
Next, I was wondering what else to stick in here that began with a "V". Could I shoehorn in a reference to Thomas Pynchon? There is the novel "Vineland", and then of course it hit me like a ball-bearing fired from a bait-catapult - "V" - Tom's debut novel. Duh!
"V" By Thomas Pynchon
Ol' Tom cranked this one out in 1963 - Dog Buns! 53 years ago - and your humble scribe has read it, and enjoyed it, but can I describe it?
My edition |
Ol' Tom seems to be something of an Anglophile, as all his works contain references to the Pond of Eden, and "V" - whose chapters are apparently arranged to mirror the letter's structure if you can believe that though I never noticed - ends up in the port of Valetta, Malta, as Perfidious Albion's armed forces assemble for the Suez Invasion of 1956. Ol' Tom must have researched this pretty thoroughly as it's not the sort of detail you'd expect a South Canadian to have knowledge of.
Valetta, home to a Semitic language using a Roman alphabet. Which is unusual. |
Very Hot Stuff
I mentioned flamethrowers earlier today, which naturally caused my little green cells (so much snazzier than boring little grey ones, dahling!) to ponder on the subject, and thus we come to the Livens Large Gallery Flame Projector. Emphasis on the "Large". Art?
With puny humans for scale |
One criticism levelled at the LLGFP was that it could "only" fire three ten-second bursts. What the actual heck? "Time Team", with help from the Royal Engineers, built a replica LLGFP and I've seen the film. It's terrifying. The thing shoots a mass of flame for a hundred yards - Art?
"Only"! |
It may be cheating on the theme a little, but you can't argue the LLGFP wasn't hot hot hot.
* They might not have been, really, but it sounds better this way.
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