Really, I feel like reaching down the ethernet and punching your solar plexus into a nexus. Bar those words that Conrad creates out of thin air, which confuses the somewhat dim spellchecker on Blogger, you will not find typos on BOOJUM!
Although, the track "Bennie and the Jets" is indeed a fine track from a fine album, namely "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton (Hercules) John. He even gets namechecked by Blue Oyster Cult in their live version of -
Music's most workaholic musician |
The more scientifically aware of you out there will be aware that NASA have successfully reached the asteroid 'Bennu' with their robotic probe OSIRIS-Rex, and how do you think it got there and manoeuvred? Dead right, with a set of jets.
Which brings us to the Pub Quiz. "Will Bennu collide with Earth?" asked Steve, the Quizmaster, to which Conrad scornfully responded "No", only for the answer to be "Yes".
It's about as vague and distant a "Yes" as you can get, since the probability is 0.0004% at some point over a hundred years hence.
The asteroid Ben - no, hang on - |
Pausing only to assert that I got up and offered my seat to two ladies on the bus last night - an O Boy! is there a whole other story there - you need to know that a Near Earth Object such as Bennu needs to be carefully observed over time to work out it's future trajectory, to see if it will become an Near Earth Impactor. If the potential impact is a over a century away, then that trajectory is subject to change, from the gravity of other planets, other asteroids or things like outgassing from Bennu itself. A very minor change in a decade or two will cause Bennu to miss Earth by an enormous margin by the time a full hundred years have rolled by.
Elton's hit single - no, wait - dammit, Art! |
Hmmm. That's a lot of text generated by a simple "Yes". Your humble scribe is either creative or verbose.
Now let us loose this pack of starving chihuahuas upon the motley, and see what happens!
Oh well. We got lots of motleys. |
If First Bus -
Had been given the contract to send a robot probe to Bennu, they'd still be mucking about with flocks of hummingbirds harnessed to a sledge, or trying to build the world's tallest ladder.
"Forsooth, Conrad! What can have aroused your Frothing Nitric Ire?" I hear you ask. "Or is it Sulphuric Ire today?"
Apollo prototype (First Bus version) |
The bus driver, who seemed a tad ashamed at the level of service on offer, explained that 30 buses had failed to leave their depots that morning, that 15 of the 409 service (which I catch) wouldn't be running that evening, and that First Bus were withdrawing buses from service without replacing them.
A Rara Avis indeed.* |
There, I feel better for having had a good vent.
Apollo 11 prototype (First Bus model) |
Enough of such stuff. Let us now discuss <thinks> FORENSIC CHARTERED ACCOUNTANCY QUALIFICATIONS!
Hmmm. Maybe not. Sounds a bit dull. I know - as of late, if in doubt, whistle up the Big Meg.
HELLTREKKERS
This was a one-off series in 2000AD, which must have been good as I still remember it.
In background, have I mentioned that life in Mega-City One is a bit <ahem> okay, a lot, Dystopian? To the extent that people are willing to risk their lives to get away from it and begin anew in the New Territories, even when the odds are that most of any expedition will - er - die.
So begins the Rudd Trek, where 28 rad-wagons attempt to make it by driving to the New Territories. Art?
CAUTION! Very low mileage. |
28 wagons and 111 trekkers set out, and only 16 trekkers make it to the New Territories, which is apparently not bad as survival rates go.
Lead character Luke |
Besides, a script that reads: GET ON AIRCRAFT
FLY
GET OFF AIRCRAFT
- doesn't really have any dramatic tension to it, does it?
Those dinosaurs I mentioned. |
* Latin for "Something very uncommon"
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