Behold The TANZANIAN TERROR TURNIP!

Conrad Light-heartedly Used This In A Facebook Post Yesteryon

Which I then copied over to Twitter, and guess what, it got re-Tweeted by the Tanzanians.  Turnips are a real cash crop in Tanzania - who knew! - even if they are more probably the distinctly safe variety, rather than having legs and teeth as Conrad worried you about.

     I'm not sure what I could promote on Facebook today.  The Venezuelan Vampire Vine?  The The Zambian Zero Zucchini?  The Croatian Creeping Cucumber?  The Hungarian Horror Hop?

     Yes well, I could go through the entire catalogue of the world's nations and a spurious vengeful vegetable, so instead let's bring up a click-baity picture once Art achieves sentience with the help of this white-hot toasting fork-

     Conrad is unsure exactly what's going on here.  I imagine that the young lady in green has had an accident and the two - er - 'ladies' are there purely to administer first aid, whilst the boyfriend looks on in horror as he's not trained to deliver CPR.  The purple thing in the background?  Obviously a store display for Halloween, inspired by Donald Trump - note the tiny hands.

2022

BOOJUM!: Being A Bit Cheaty (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)

2021

BOOJUM!: Florence Is The Machine (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)

2020

BOOJUM!: Siema, Folks - Let's Polish This Off! (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)

2019

BOOJUM!: One Thing Leads To Another (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)

2018

BOOJUM!: The Effects - Of "Planet Telex" (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)

2017

BOOJUM!: The Root Of Quite A Bit Of Evil (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)

2016

BOOJUM!: My Giddy Social Whirl (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)

2015

BOOJUM!: It's Penn Jillette In An Oubliette! (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)

2014

BOOJUM!: O! The Humanity! (comsatangel2002.blogspot.com)