I Realise I Am Going To Have To Explain Some Etymology
That's the study of word's sources and origins, NOT the study of insects and other creepy-crawlies.
Jeff Goldblum gets into character |
Sir Per carves a fresh joint |
Matey isn't out of the woods yet - not that there's much timber in this barren wasteland, so one wonders what Lion and Serpent live on - for Gosh! here's a ship ALL CLAD IN BLACK approaching from the sea, and here's a beautiful lady aboard said ship, also ALL CLAD IN BLACK. Sir Per is a tad naieve and unworldly, you know, which Sir Tom claims to be splendid attributes, whereas Conrad under these circumstances would be hearing DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Another Tin Can Man** |
This one is about Your Humble Scribe being thoughtful, or <mild groan> "pensive".
The Robot With Two Heads |
He was a rude, crude sewer-cleaning droid and creator Pat Mills must have laughed himself sick at their daft pairing: 'Ro-Jaws and Hammerstein".
Your Honour, I rest my case***.
One To Conjure With
No! Nothing to do with Harry Potter. Conrad spotted an interesting photo on the BBC website earlier this morning and would like to share it with you. Art!
Hmmmmmm. Seeing a Teuton plane in slate-grey, bearing a Maltese cross, and with the name 'Luftwaffe', does bring back memories of the First and Second Unpleasantnesses. This mission, if you can read the small print, is one of purely humanitarian intent, as it brings medical supplies and personnel to Portugal in order to help batter Covid-19 into submission, or at least remission.
HOWEVER!
Because the world is full of bampots, and there is no known cure for transmissible stupidity, in a few years this picture is going to be trotted out by the swivel-eyed loonwaffles as "Evidence the Germans are taking over! The MSM refuse to cover it! Wake up sheeple!" until their meds kick in.
So remember, gentle reader, you saw it here and Conrad called it first. Any donations gratefully received.Immune to vaccine or common-sense
"Vapourware"
Somewhat to my surprise, I only came across this term on Tuesday, even though it has been floating around since the mid-Eighties. It cropped up as a word in one of the links at the end of an article about "The Dig", and you know Conrad; curiosity is his besetting sin. Art!
The term is usually applied to computer hardware or software, although it has bled over into other fields. It refers to products that either arrive late or not at all, in the latter case because they never existed in the first place. Typically they are promoted to jam a spanner in the gears of competitor's products, as in the case of the IBM machine above, which only came off the production lines three years after it was announced in a blaze of publicity. Conrad would call this less "Vapourware" and more "Fraud". Wikipedia mentions a case of outright fraud: the "office suite" that Ovation demonstrated to the technical press in 1983.
The only problem was that no such thing existed; they had tried to use the demonstration to scam more investors, and failed. Unsurprisingly they went bankrupt. How did they not get sentenced to serious jail time? Conrad not impressed. Not entirely surprised, either. Greed and stupidity two of Hom.
Saps defining features!
Whoops, not sure what happened there. Is the line-formatting gone to the dogs again? Time, methinks, to cut and run. Goodbye, Vulnavia!
"But - but - don't I get a mention?"
* It's a long story.
** I made this one up all by myself. Aren't I clever!
*** It's lined with lead.
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