Although there was something about 'Death In Venice', from some pseudy author, wasn't there?
For Lo! We are back to the history of the 23rd Division in the fair land of Italy during the First Unpleasantness, at the fag end of same conflict. Our lads from Yorkshire and Tyneside had been moved from the Asiago Plateau, down onto the level alluvial plains that ran to the Mediterranean's joyously sparkling waters -
"Conrad realised he was getting a bit pseudy himself" |
Anyway, one of the problems the 23rd had in advancing was getting across the Piave River, which was in flood at the time. They were helped by the splendid work of the Italian Pontieri - bridging and boating specialists - who worked non-stop to ferry whole infantry battalions by boat across the raging river. Pontoon bridges then had to be constructed to allow transport, artillery, medical services and all the tail of a modern army to cross this river obstacle. Art?
Watery fun |
Alas no!
This next bit is rather gruesome, so the wimpy and queasy may want to look away.
For, as one of the quoted eyewitnesses states, Allied aircraft had caught the retreating AH columns on the road to Pardenone, and wrought bloody execution there. Art?
Actually not that bad |
Quite bad |
The wreckage |
I think we may come back to this subject, it has legs. Bowed, taloned and hairy, but still legs.
Right, motters, take the wishbone, pull and make a wish!
More Of Matters Martial
This will be of interest only to those who retain Conrad's (childish) interest in TANK, so you may want to move on to something with merrily gambolling lambs and pretty flowers, which I'm afraid you won't find here - the lambs had strayed onto an artillery firing range, you see ...
Last week I went on about the Crusader anti-aircraft tanks as used by a pocket of Poles at the Falaise Pocket battle, and how they turned the tide in what has to be the nick of the nick of time, by shooting flat an SS battalion about to overwhelm the Polish infantry. Real edge-of-the-seat stuff. Art?
IN ALL IT'S TANKY GLORY |
The Flying Mallets descend |
- but in the meantime let us move onto less military themes. Enough of the dark and depressing!
Raw Talent
Another Cryptic Crossword rant. The clue was "Money-making facility (6)" which is of course intended to throw you off the scent and come up with things like "MINT" or "EXCHEQUER" or even "THE OLD LADY OF THREADNEEDLE STREET"*.
Now, because I am awesomely good at Cryptic crosswords, not to mention widely read in the classics, I knew the answer. Would you? WOULD YOU, REALLY?! Art?
Something like |
There you go, I bet you are now two or three facts better off than you were five minutes ago.
Conrad, Truly A Horrible Person
As if we needed further proof! It may have escaped your notice, but the ballfoot season has begun again, and I have been sadly disappointed. The BBC, you see, has not had any Have Your Say pages on it's sports pages -
- until now!
They had a long, dull article about how a particular ballfoot exponent called " the Naymar" did not move from an entity called "PSG" to Barca.
Colour Conrad confused |
It ought to be added that PSG ("Pacific Swamp Gas"?) had paid £200 million for The Naymar, so they might not have wanted him to leave them until they had squeezed the last penny out of him. I think I'm right in stating that on top of that £200 million they would have paid at least £20 million in fees to The Naymar's agent. Who happens to be his dad -
Myanmar. Close enough. |
* The Bank Of England, just so we're clear.
** Though they damn well ought to be!
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