Although I do have one of their albums lying around somewhere - "Blue Lines" I think, it's been a while. I did have a pirate version of it at one time, which I didn't realise was a pirate version, and when I did it went in the bin <adopts proud pose of holding the high ground, spoilt only by the smears of spilled tea on his shirt*>.
Yep, that's the one. (That this item has nothing to do with) |
The enemy attacks |
Ahem. |
But no. They have to show how tough they are by getting up close and personal <sighs> Hollywood - must do better. I am available as a technical consultant for your next MCU treatment, if you can afford my £75,000 fee.
No spoilers here! |
Ah. My new dehumidifier is beeping at me, which means it has now collected about a gallon of water. On this model the overflow prevention stopcock is a little more sophisticated than the previous one's frankly crude bucket-on-a-lever, so we no longer have to fear paddling in water one morning. Why do I need a DH (as I call it) in my room going 24/7? Art!
Some of my collections |
These, ladies and gentlemen and those unsure. This is from a good while ago, before I acquired a lot of "Naval Operations" original volumes, but in that photo there you're looking at about £1,000 worth of books. Keeping down the moisture and not exposing them to a lot of daylight means they stay in good nick; I have found mould growing on one or two pre-DH.
Back To Rapunzel
O yes indeedy, Ally Sheedy. We left Rap in her tower prison, where Witchie-poo abseiled up the tower side thanks to Rap's braided hair.
Inevitably a handsome prince came wandering through the forest, and he happened to hear Rap singing, which he was rather taken with. He kept hanging around in the hopes of seeing or speaking to her, until he witnessed old Witchie-poo calling out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair" and then climbing up.
Thus |
Once Rap was alone again, Handsome Prince made the call himself and ascended the tower wall. He and Rap hit it off famously immediately, and they made a cunning plan: Princey would bring some silk with him each visit, and Rap would fashion it into a ladder and then she could escape and be free.
Rapunzel: defining the Dumb Blonde |
I think I see your brains glazing over, so we shall move swiftly along; though I warn you, we're not done with Rapunzel yet**.
"Jetsam"
Another crossword answer. Don't worry, I'm not going to vent my Frothing Nitric Ire about the clue, as I got it pretty quickly thanks to being so clever at Cryptic Crosswords. I wonder how many of you would have gotten it? <adopts boastful stance spoiled only by wearing mis-matched socks). Art?
Perhaps jetsam |
"We've just survived - NOW LET'S HEAD BACK INTO IT!" I think not. |
Finally -
SPOILERS AHEAD! SPOILERS AHEAD! SPOILERS AHEAD! SPOILERS AHEAD! SPOILERS AHEAD!
Okay, so, "Deadpool 2", which is just as hilariously potty-mouthed and darkly humoured as the first. You already know that Deadpool gets torn in two by Juggernaut, right? And we later see his top half growing baby legs that take ages to grow into the correct size, agreed?
What about his discarded legs!? What's to stop a second Deadpool growing from the severed legs, hmmmm? This might be the setup for Deadpool 3 - and I shall leave you thinking about punnery associated with such a title.
As ever, I am available for £76,000 if the studios want a treatment.
Disturbing on so many levels. I mean - that shirt! |
* Though this time his flies are securely fastened.
** I don't know about you, but I'm enjoying this deconstruction immensely. And since I'm the author here, that's what matters.
*** Yes, this is getting a lot of mentions this weekend and no, I don't get a commission.
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