At least, not yet - because we will get round to it, don't you worry. JENNY! - sorry, I'm trying to type this in the kitchen and Jenny (cyborg sentry cat) is desperately trying to prove how much she loves me, because - food. I'm doing a pizza in the oven, which is where all her affection comes from. Oh, and that's Edna (four-legged alarm system) whimpering outside the kitchen door to come in, because - food. You may sense a theme here.
Anyway, I'm excited because yesterday I got to pick up "Persepolis Rising", which is the penultimate novel in The Expanse series. It's been out for an age in hardback, but Your Humble Scribe is a bit of a cheapass and waited until the paperback came out. Art?
My edition |
Because that was a rather short item, let me tell you about the excitement of yesterday afternoon in the office SIT BACK DOWN! because it was interesting.
Okay, as you ought to know by now if you've been paying attention, Conrad works at the top of the Dark Tower, which, if Art will put down his bowl of coal -
The Dark Tower in a lighter moment |
No! Art - but we'll leave it up |
Right, motley, I've got my mushroom field identification guide, let's go pick some!
CAUTION! RED = DEAD. DO NOT PICK! |
The Vagaries Of Vapour
There is considerable irony in the fact that it is September, shading into late September at that, and yet we are having gloriously hot sunny weather that beats our so-called "Summer" into a cocked hat. Art?
The view from my window |
British weather. Bah!
Okay, NOW Area 51
Heh. What did Your Cynical Yet Realistic Scribe predict about those attending the "Storm Area 51"? That I'd be surprised if as many as 200 turned up - and I gave a long list of reasons why. I shall re-enumerate them:
1) Groom Dry Lake and Nellis Air Force Base (official title) are an awful long way from anywhere.
2) There are very few roads leading there.
3) There are very few access points.
4) The perimeter is fenced, signed, monitored by cameras and ground sensors.
5) There are armed guards who have shot to kill in the past.
Confusing Vulcan with Grey - tut! Just not done! |
If you look closely at the second Camo Guy from port, he seems to almost be cracking a smile.
Oh, a little number-crunching for those out there who like statistics. I shall say that 3,000,000 expressed an interest in taking part, but of those only 0.0025% actually did take part, which is a bit depressing for any of the swivel-eyed loonwaffle conspiranoid brigade. After all, it's rather dispiriting being a Warrior For Truth And Justice when most of the people in your movement refuse to budge from their comfy parent's basement.
From cocked to tinfoil hat, and a hat for the cat, at that. |
Finally -
We are almost at the Compositional Ton, so I have to come up with something short yet compelling. How about this -
Those are some big dudes |
Anyway, that picture above is of Japan - again, who knew they played rugby? - beating the Ruffians. This will, inevitably, bring up the Russo-Japanese War - but that's a topic for another day.
And with that, we are done!
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