How many times - excuse me, I have to insert a rubber underbite here to ensure I do not grind my teeth to powder thanks to rage - do I have to tell you about spelling mistakes? They simply do not happen here. That title is there because I wish to tell you about the end of the world.
Planet Earth in a few decades |
Parrot quartet |
None of which has to do with anything I'm now going to bang on about, except in that we are edging closer to the word "Cheap", which is relevant, Vulnavia.
If you recall, Your Humble Scribe was wittering about a film he thought he heard many years ago: "Cut Rate Gravity". There was absolutely no trace of this anywhere on the internet, at all, nohow. Conrad filed it under "Perdition" and -
Could I have gotten the title wrong? Could it perhaps be "Cheap Rate Gravity"? Same concept, different spelling? Art!
It could indeed |
Non-lethal ones, mind. |
A Locomotive Of Thought
I don't know if you've ever encountered a person with the first name of "Noli"; I did on Friday.
Of course, Conrad being Conrad, this inevitably sparked a train of thought - of kinds - hence the title. Because of a phrase "Noli Me Tangere" which went whizzing through the grey matter.
"What does it mean?" I mused to myself, aloud, as I was alone in the lift then and thus didn't have to worry about scaring people. Oh, and this took place at work, so I couldn't check my Brewers*. Well, Wiki, which will do in a pinch if one doesn't have a Brewer's to hand, says it is Latin for "Touch me not", which is what Jesus said to Mary Magdelene when she recognised him after his being resurrected. Art?
Thus |
And from there my rubbish-tip skip of a brain inevitably sprang upon the "Tangere" which is ever so close to "Tangmere", which those of you with wit and wisdom will recognise as one of the Fighter Command stations of the Second Unpleasantness. Art?
The Teutons pay a visit |
SQUADRON SCRAMBLE! |
If Tangmere got it in the neck because it was on the south coast and thus close to Occupied France, it was also able to retaliate with some lethal mischief of it's own, as 161 Squadron's Lysanders used the base to operate from. What did they do? They carried over spies and agents and saboteurs and all manner of wicked people intent on doing horrid things to the Teutons, as well as operating as a taxi service and bringing them back again.
Makers of military mischief |
Back To Hair Scare In The Air
Yes, Rapunzel and her chamber in the clouds. If you recall, Conrad has taken this fairy-tale apart with his relentless use of logic**, and last we were here, Rap was busy making stupid plans about escaping via a silk ladder that would take weeks, if not months, to assemble.
Well, don't forget old Witchie-poo has a magic ball and can see this and that, and naturally she discovers Rap's secret
Bare of bears |
No, Art! <sighs and charges up Tazer> |
Storrs, Sheffield. \The middle of nowhere indeed. |
Hang on, what was the point of having her stuck in the tower in the first place? And now she's not only free, she's far beyond the reach of Witchie-poo. Witchie-poo sounds as dumb as Bluebeard did. Premature stupidity a terrible thing, eh? Poor blind Princey wanders the lands himself, fruitlessly searching for Rap, desperate to be with her again, until one day he hears her excellent singing voice and the two are reunited and Rap weeps tears that fall onto Princey's empty eye sockets and suddenly his eyes reappear, and they both live happily ever after.
This, frankly, is stretching the bounds of probability to the limits of their elastic deformation, and I still don't get how Princey knew Rap had been magicked out of the tower when he's, you know, GOT NO EYES. And that vindictive old trout Witchie-poo promptly forgets all about Rap and never follows up on her again? She must have been drinking the same water as Rap's parents. Bah!
And there we shall leave it for tonight!
* Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, not the makers of beer.
** And sheer nastiness! <the awful truth courtesy Mister Hand>
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