Once again we begin the day with a blank sheet of paper, because one again Your Humble Scribe failed to write anything down last night, and as a result now feels terribly guilty.
Okay, that's the guilt expunged, now let's move on. At least we don't have an enigmatic title to guess at.
DON'T FORGET - SHARKS ARE OUR FRIENDS!
I just thought I'd get that one in, since I've not flown the banner for Carcharodon Carcharis in ages.
Our finny friend is feeling fine |
Just add rain for extra ambience |
C'est la vie.
Enough inane, witless burbling, on with the - what do you mean, how do you tell the difference! On with the show, you cheeky pikers.
Further Dark Tourism
<don't mention Thomas Cook, don't mention Thomas Cook> Ah yes, Vulnavia, we continue to explore the darker side of human nature and it's thirst for entertainment, or at least diversion.
How about a trip to Ground Zero, the 9/11 memorial in New York? Art?
Very tasteful |
Here an aside. Being sane and moderately sensible people, you are unlikely ever to have come across these swivel-eyed loons, who are more accurately dubbed "Twoofers" as they believed the most incredible woo. Or drivel, as we here in Cruelly Accurateland like to call it. Art?
For some reason this came up when I Googled "Loonwaffle" |
Hmmmm. Conrad Not Sure He Approves
Of course, there is very little that Conrad does approve of - loose-leaf Darjeeling tea, The Expanse and Cryptic Crosswords make up the bulk of the list - so I shall have to narrow the field a little.
I refer to a film entitled "Recon-1", a recently released to DVD film (no hyphenation as that means a higher word count) that concerns Zombies. Art?
Of course the hyphen in the title is important. (Otherwise you get a diet supplement) |
Then you have the officer leading the mission, to locate some dodgy scientist who might well be responsible for creating the zombie plague in the first place.
Brooding officer at front |
I wonder. Mission leader, zombie wife - WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG HERE!?
Second flag for Hmmmm.
We are only about 15 minutes into it, and the first encounter with a zombie mass did not end with Our Heroes innards becoming playthings in the hands of the murderous meatbags, so there is room for improvement. I shall keep you informed.
I think some scenes were shot in Rochdale |
I shall now eat lunch, as I'm typing this at work. Just so you know.
What's In A Name?
"Four letters!" I hear you respond, hilariously. We'll have less of that, thank you - I make the jokes around here, and you are already on thin ice after that "Biffer" crack of yesteryon.
I was watching buses pass on my way to the bus stop yesterday afternoon, not because it's such an interesting entertainment, rather because I decide which films to review based on which posters pass by. Art?
Yes, I KNOW it's not a film. Credit me with some wits, still |
How do you know it's not pronounced "Toe P'shop"? Hmmmm? Or even "Tops Hop", which they might well do if there's a sale on them. Perhaps, "Tee Opshop"?
Conrad basks in your rapturous applause. |
* It's there already! <the horrid truth courtesy Mister Hand>
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