Bears first. I was idly flicking through my Collins Concise, and at two inches thick one wonders what the unabridged version looks like, and for whatever reason I stopped at "brown bear" - they didn't capitalise it, so I'm not doing so, either (you have to learn to trust them at some point). "A large brownish ferocious bear inhabiting the temperate forests of Europe, Asia and South Canada." Art?
This bear is not happy. Not happy at all. Can you tell? |
"Bear cubs rescued from dumpster" (Should know better, cubs) |
And no, my Collins didn't use "South Canada". That's all me. Dictionary-surfing: it never fails to entertain, educate and amuse**.
The Bit About Hairs And Stairs
Okay, we now obviously turn back to deconstructing "Rapunzel" with logic. If you recall, we left the baby Rap in a room atop a tower, reached by a stairway from a door at the bottom.
The witch, whose lettuces had been the start point for this farrago, keeps Rap locked up in the room, stating that the reason for this incarceration is because the world is such a very bad place (and you may encounter a brown bear in the wilderness). The witch has obviously never had children, since she has no idea of how to rear Rap, even to the extent of letting her hair grow without cutting it.
CAUTION! Artefacts with one or more moving parts are too complicated for witches |
At age 12, when girls start to get both moody and interested in boys, Rap throws a strop and informs Witchie-poo that she's going to run away. Witchie-poo, using her magic powers, destroys all the tower stairs and the entrance door, thus (she thinks) preventing Rap from escaping.
She could just have put a bolt on the door. But no, she has to go around making things difficult for all involved.
Kinda like this |
The only picture that seems to be available of The Tower |
That's Witchie-poo on the starboard |
There you go. Logic, the slayer of dragons and fairy-tales! We've not finished with this guff yet, O no. So you have more to look forward to, lots more.
"'Twas logic that slew the beast." |
Excuse me whilst I go put the oven on. Second half of that pizza, don't you know.
Where were we? O yes -
The Mammoth-Flint Ridge Cave System
I thought I'd throw a few more pictures of this enormous underground maze at you, the better to make you appreciate that some people like dark, cold, damp confined spaces, though why they don't just go shut themselves in the airing cupboard in a wet towel escapes me. Okay, Art?
No idea what this bit is |
A very large hole in the ground. |
Definitely Mammoth Cave Kentucky - it was on the picture description |
And with that, we are done! For the afternoon, anyway, since I've got that pizza to eat.
Pip pip!
* Or is that just me?
** Fear of lettuces
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