Nor, contrary to some folk's observations, do I believe that modern life is rubbish. After all, without modern life you wouldn't be reading these lines, nor would I be able to type them, and besides, do you think that diptheria, smallpox and bubonic plague were all that fun to party with?
But we are getting off-track.* The "Strange Times" that I refer to is, of course, the third album by The Chameleons, those sons of Manchester who never really got the breaks they deserved. Perhaps - oh!
- okay, it's "horses in mid-stream" good lord aloft how literal-minded and nit-picky are you lot eh? -
Mad Jack Churchill!
The Allotment of Eden does not habitually espouse the Life Martial as one to follow, though it does occasionally throw up people who seem to find a purpose in battle that they never found in normal life. The terrifying Paddy Mayne, for one; the rather more urbane Jock Campbell, for another.
And then there is Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill, who combined a splendid ability to play the bagpipes with a fondness for surfboarding and killing the enemy in different and interesting ways.
Jack at far right. And yes, that is a sword |
With behaviour like this, what else could they call him?
More Of Mayhem
The sheer malicious fun to be had with a Star Trek replicator was touched upon yesterday, and we continue this theme today. Safeguards? Bah! Intrusive nanny-state cossetting, I say. Although one can't imagine the relentlessly touchy-feely Star Trek universe allowing replicators to be used without lots of preventative lock-outs.
Imagine the scene: Captain Shakespeare - No! Sorry, Captain Picard, get it right, Conrad, get it right - does his speech.
"Replicator! A Pint of Particularly Potent Poison!"
Just what we want! |
No. Simply won't do! |
"Damn it, computer, this is an emergen -"
"Kindly refrain from abusive language."
"It's a da - it's an EMERGENCY!"
"In case of emergency replication requirement concerning potentially hazardous substances, please apply to the nearest flag officer of Commodore rank or above, at the nearest starbase, quoting Emergency Over-ride Protocol 188917, with notarised concurrence from at least three other members of senior bridge staff."
"The Borg are - aaagggh!" <sounds of violent death>
"This unit is not familiar with your idiom or syntax. Would you like a jelly-baby?"
Well, it made me laugh.**
Although - didn't the Holographic Doctor try to fob the Borg off with this stuff? |
Only We Can Prevent Space Sharks!
Yes, Space Sharks are a very real thing. I refer you to my research on Google for verification. Art?
Proof! Proof, I tell you! |
Well, yes, but that comes a distant second to generating blog content.** Oh no, what's this?
We're under attack! - somebody call UNIT - |
Given that the ISS and all those satellites that enable your mobile phone are under threat, they are taking covert measures to deal with this invasion of space-going sharks. Enter the Shark Shooter! Art?
Right. Harpoon the "satellite". |
Entrapment of another "satellite" |
* Occupational hazard.
** But then, I am horrid that way
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