- but after walking Edna tonight I'd be quite happy for just such a small piece of Hades to be relocated, say about 150 yards further down Tandle Hill Road, far enough away not to be a fire risk, close enough to ensure that diligent dog-walkers are able to feel the tips of their fingers after the event - which was not the case for me tonight. And it wasn't even windy. Quite what conditions will be like when that least likeable of Ruffian exports, a howling wind from Siberia, comes to town is a worrying prospect.
Yeah! Exactly like that. Tormented souls an optional extra? |
Erm - not entirely sure what's going on here. Competitive knitting match? |
What's This? The BBC And The Coincidence Hydra Together?
I shall add-in the Beeb stuff first, because this is another of those items that caught my eye during the day which had to be left in abeyance. Time, don't you know.
Hmmmm. |
O Rly? What next - water is wet, the Pope is a Catholic and the charge on an electron is a stable constant the universe over?
Conrad is not really surprised. All that has been produced as evidence has been proven to be fake or bits of bears. Have a look at the Beeb article:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/42167489/its-official-scientists-conclude-there-is-no-such-thing-as-the-yeti
Don't forget, if the Yeti did exist there would need to be a substantial population of them, NOT A SINGLE SPECIMEN all on it's own. There would be adults and offspring, spoor***, tracks, resting places or nests, fur remnants, skeletons, evidence of grazing, stuff like that. You know - proof!
The "Gwangi" Effect
Here's a thing.
No, Art, no! I mean, here's a thing in the analogy sense. There is a trope of corny old sci-fi films, especially those cheap-ass ones from the Fifties in black and white, where the protagonists are threatened by a monster, singular. The Creature, one of whom came from the Black Lagoon, for example. There was another that crept along, being known as the Electrically-Gliding - no, sorry, I got confused - being known as the Creeping Terror.
The reason for these being solo is down to cost - after all, a Robot Monster doesn't come cheap!^ And a profound lack of knowledge about animal husbandry and sustainable population levels.
For Conrad, the most iconic example of this is "The Valley of Gwangi", and if we throw rocks at Art he may oblige -
Thanks, Art. Here, have some salve. |
Also, it seems a bit puny when pitted against modern-day firearms. A Nitro-Express elephant gun would knock it back on it's heels, no question.
More hmmm. |
Somewhat confusingly, the circus involved is also promoting an Eohippus (prehistoric ancestor of the horse) as "El Diablo", which is Spanish for Ol' Nick. How this comparison comes about is beyond me. Perhaps Art can illustrate an Eohippius for us -
More imp than Devil, one feels |
Or not.
* Don't worry, motleys have very thick skin.
** I realise this is very nearly Continental levels of hysteria, and I apologise, it's just that some people's sacred
*** A polite way of saying "dung"
^ Actually it does. But I like to be contrary.
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