If I was going to abbreviate "Sarcastic" then there wouldn't be an "n" in there. Nor is it a typo about 'Sharks'. I told you before, we'll get to sharks later. Be patient.
I Googles "Snark" and this came up |
"What, another?" I hear you quibble. Or perhaps quail, you do seem to have got the bird a bit.
Yes, another nuclear-tipped cruise missile! Your grandparents had to put up with these things at the time, the least you can do is pay attention whilst your humble scribe holds forth.
Now, some people hold that the denizens of Strategic Air Command sit around all day dreaming of ways to blow up The Other Chaps, whoever they might be at the time. All day long, plotting, sinisterly, with a cold cruel sneer on their collective faces.
Er - not quite. They do, on occasion, reveal a human face; there is the "Loon", a primitive nuclear missile, named after either the bird or a Particular Type Of Person. Then there was the "Boojum", which is rather a whimsical name for a design; it never made it off the drawing-board.
Now we come to another whimsy - the Snark. Technically the SM-62, this was a cruise missile designed to travel over intercontinental distances and deliver a whopping 3.8 megaton warhead to the target.
If it got there; the guidance system was - er- frequently faulty. One test launch ended up in Brazil, and once proper ICBMs arrived the Snark was hastily withdrawn from service. Let's have some pictures. Art?
Snark with puny human for scale |
Being very candid about their targets! |
It does happen occasionally. I once changed the fuse on a plug, you know, and have been to get a haircut several times.
This refers to our family outing yesteryon, to a Frightfully Trendie Eatery (because that's how they'd spell it) called "Jamie's Italian". I think the apostrophe here implies that the venue belongs to Jamie, rather than him coming from Rome. Or Milan, we don't sit in judgement here.
Anyway, people seem to like a particular photograph of your humble hack. Art?
Portrait of the artist as a John Carpenter-wannabe |
Please note I have cut down on my pens, and that Hellboy is a hero for the age. The dining staff didn't look askance even once, so they must have been secretly impressed at a wispy white-haired old codger being au fait with the BPRD's top agent.
A Stew Of Film Review
It's really no business of yours how I conduct the weekly shop, except to say that I go equipped with a detailed list. The foodstuffs being bought, I then take a few minutes to peruse the DVD aisles of Morrisons, and rather than succumb to the urge to BUY THAT DVD RIGHT NOW!NOW NOW NOW!!! I make notes on the shopping list instead. This is a wise precaution, because - you may have noticed this - the synopsis on the back of a DVD frequently bears little resemblance to the film itself, particularly when it's a low-budget flick trying to not-quite-lie about either origin or plot.
Shall we begin?
"Operation Avalanche": Conrad was initially confused, as to a military anorak like him, this refers to the Allied invasion of Italy at the Salerno beach-head in September 1943.
Italy, 1943, and the Allies - no, hang on - |
On the set of the Moon - no, hang on - |
How to sort out Bruce |
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