I believe there may be a third one in there as well, which we will politely dub "Fornicate" and then swiftly ignore. I do so want to retain that SFW rating, you know.
Of course this has nothing to do with physiological changes in the endocrine system and everything to do with The Flop House. You know, the bad movie podcast. No! I don't get paid for this, you know. All out of the goodness of my fusion-powered pumping-unit, you know.
The three peaches |
Let us now move on to a film review they did recently, "Food Fight", a 2012 release budgeted at $65 million and with an impressive cast: Charlie Sheen, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd, Ed Asner, Larry Miller. The first problem is the quality of the animation, which is bad. I mean as in primitive and clumsy and awkward. Then there is the style, which appears to be "Attach camera to a wallaby on rum and coke after putting it in the tumble-drier for an hour". All over the place. It only scores 1.7 over at IMDB.
Exhibit One |
The plot is that FF is set in a supermarket which becomes a town after all the human staff leave for the night, where all the icons representing foodstuffs - called "ikes" - also come to life.
The Christopher Lloyd character (I think, it was very confusing) |
The evil generic corporate - no, hang on - |
Yes, children, but only if you promise to beat the makers of this film with them!
Ha! bet you can't unsee this |
Wow. I did actually have quite a bit more on this, but as I said I'm not getting paid and we have a world to conquer -
There is ALWAYS time to salute Larry Miller |
Guadalcanal Diary By Richard Tregaskis
Another recently completed work. I knew you wouldn't rest easy until you'd been informed where I'd gotten to with it.
Richard flew out of Guadalcanal in September 1942, before the campaign to retake the island from the Japanese was complete; by then, however, the writing was on the wall for the opposition and Richard had endured the desperate early battles.
He was also specially singled out by enemy snipers and machine-gun teams because of his stature - he stood six feet seven - and he didn't carry weapons, which meant he might have been an officer. He wasn't, but a bullet doesn't make any such distinctions.
Richard looking lanky. Yes, yes, I know the name is Cornish not - oh never mind |
Quick! I need to post a short article - ah yes. Got it.
British Sang Froid
This, allow me to inform you, is the quality of being cool and reserved that comes oh-so-naturally to our island race. None of that hot-blooded Mediterranean showing-off here, thank you.
I am referring, of course, to the British classification for nuclear and thermonuclear warheads. No! They are not classed as "BANG" and "BIGGER BANG".
"Medium Capacity": this relates to weapons in the kiloton range, like the WE177. Art?
X does indeed mark the spot |
"High Capacity": for which read anything with a yield in megatons. Art?
Thus |
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