- about the food issue here. Conrad, being rather well-versed in the ways of social media (even if he does pretend to be a total baffoon about them), knows that there has been a recent trend amongst the judgemental on those same social media about posting pictures of what you had, or are having, or intend to have, for lunch.
Conrad, desperate with hunger, gnaws on the jawbone of an ass. |
Actually I think I've shot myself in both feet and hands with that one. If they're your neighbours, it would be quicker and simpler to just invite them in to witness the Sheer Awesome of your roast chicken and mash dinner, wouldn't it?
Okay, okay. Did people in the Eighties take self-developing photographs of what they were eating and then take a bus to visit their distant third cousins who lived at Pitlochry in the wilds of the Highlands, to show them?
Actually I think I've shot myself in all hands and feet and worked up to torso and head, as I've forgotten the original point I was making.
<goes back and reads beginning>
Yes! That was it. My lunch for tomorrow is actually relevant and vital to the blog, to you the readers and the eavesdroppers from MI5, the CIA, UNIT and those Czech blokes with the ridiculously difficult name.
The lunch in question |
A Bookish Balance On The Blog
As you may be aware, Conrad is quite widely-read, which is perhaps better interpreted as "Conrad has read lots of science-fiction, including odd and rare stuff from behind the Iron Curtain when it was still up." Although this is not quite correct, as I also read murder mysteries and the odd detective novel.
So! My book haul from the weekend was rather slim, being only one book. Art?
Just look at that sign! I mean, fancy being called "Lava"! |
Talk Of Tattoos
This came up in conversation this afternoon. Don't panic, the phone lines were quiet so it's not like we were shirking or anything.
I did get in my barbed observation about Darling Daughter's tattoo, which she had been thirsting to get since aged 8. Okay, okay, I exaggerate. Aged 9. Done once, at age 18, and never followed up since then, three years ago, possibly due to the PAIN involved, which is one reason your humble scribe doesn't bother.
Plus it would possibly mean covering up this handsome visage. |
"I know it seemed like a good idea at the time, Mister Smighth**, when you were nineteen and howling drunk. At forty-eight it looks like an aberration of nature.***"
These beat a tattoo hands-down. Or perhaps feet-down. |
* The perfect excuse to mention yesterday's blog:"My Bloody Feet"
** The "gh" is silent.
*** " - and it will involve a lot of PAIN."
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