And that's as poetic and reflective as your flinty-hearted (yet gifted) author is going to get tonight.
I'm aware that it's almost a quote from a poem by someone or other but, frankly, I can't be bothered to find out whom. I give you permission to trawl the internet if you so wish. Me, I've got a lot of beer to get through; dangerous poisonous exploding beer that has to be disposed of in a safe and responsible manner, thank you very much.
Conrad's interesting angle on drinking* |
Really! Audiences nowadays. Okay, I was minded by mentioning matte painting yesterday as used in films of yesteryear, where incredibly talented painters would create a background on glass that would be used by the film-makers; usually where the real thing would be too difficult or expensive or time-consuming or all three. Therefore frequently used in science fiction films; creating a life-size Death Star would probably tax a studio's resources a bit too much.
Anyway!
There you go. |
The level of detail that the painters went to is shown by this take:
Painstaking |
I can't leave without leaving a link to the Star Wars Matte Painting site that I copied these pictures from:
http://oneperfectshotdb.com/news/the-matte-paintings-of-the-star-wars-universe/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=tarantinos_advice_to_get_the_best_performance_from_actors_the_tool_every_filmmaker_should_use_dealing_with_non_events_in_the_producer_log_and_more
Well worth a glimpse. Thank you Isaac Bashevis Singer.
Now, since I don't have a lot of notes to work off tonight, I shall also include a couple of other matte shots, from "The Thing", where a trio of our American heroes discover the crashed alien saucer:
The studio shot |
With the matte added-in |
May The Lord Spare Us From Revisionists
Currently your humble scribe is watching "You Only Live Twice" and waiting for Nick Hughes to come up with an interesting, subtle twist on the plot and/or characters. Come on, Nick, I'm back in work tomorrow!
"What is the old sponge on about now?" I hear you ask, also "Gosh, isn't "Broadchurch" more entertaining that hearing Conrad waffle on!" YES THANK YOU! I can find out who your ISP is, you know, and -
Enough tangential matter. Let us get back to YOLT**. The film was made and released in 1967, making it nearly 50 years old, and a good twenty years before the VCR market arrived. We are now in the digital age, however, which immediately gives licence to an army of people out there who have sufficient time to look over a film on DVD and remark on what they see as MAJOR FLAWS IN THE FILM!!!
Nobody pointed out that Sigmund Freud would have LOVED this film. |
"The buttons on his jacket have been buffed with - THE WRONG POLISH!" |
"The Bell 47 helicopter had a top speed of only 105 miles per hour", crows one commentator. "Whereas the Wallis autogyro had a top speed of 125 m.p.h. so James Bond could have outrun the hostile helicopters -"
A ten second search on Google reveals the Wallis (a.k.a. "Little Nellie") had a top speed of 100 m.p.h.
Bah!
Little Nellie. This girl can look after herself. |
I think this has Greek roots. Once again, I can't be bothered to check. If I recall my Greek literature of ancient times, if you as a human exhibited an excess of pride, it was bound to call down retribution from the gods. They were quite snide about this, to be honest; when they could have let well alone they just had to get a bit of cutting-down-to-size in. Olympian gods, eh?
"Greek? Pride? Where are you going with this, Conrad?" I hear you call.
The stuff on the right, ta very much |
That's Not All
Conrad, displaying hubris himself, decided to tackle The Times crossword, fondly believing that a couple of weeks mental exercise on The Metro's version had befitted him for this, the Rolls Royce of crosswords.
Enlarged for your viewing clarity |
Hubris (4 Down "Bases planted around state in arrogance" 6 letters) meant I had forgotten that you need a couple of weeks to find out how the crossword-compiler's mind worked.
* Do you get it? Do you? Do - oh you do.
** Which would be a great name for an energy drink. If it ever gets marketed, I want a percentage!
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