(Twenty male readers log off in disgust) What I should clarify is actually the word "knickerbockers", an Americanism that became part of the English-English speaking world, contracted a little to "knickers", or ladies unmentionables.
Technically, your average knickerbockers are baggy trousers that don't reach all the way to the ankle, typically stopping at the knee or calf. I meant to look into them after encountering them in a short story collection currently underway. I don't think they're much worn nowadays, although they were all the rage back in the Twenties and into the Thirties.
Ladies! Calm yourselves! |
The name "Knickerbocker" eventually came to be associated with New Yorkers, especially those of a patrician lineage*, similar to the Blue Bloods of Boston. If you hear sporty New Yorkers mentioning the "New York Knicks" then this is an abbreviation for the "New York Knickerbockers" as presumably that's what they wore back in the day.
Then there is the Knickerbocker Glory, a variety of dessert.
Glorious, yes. Knicker content - not so high |
From the ridiculous to the ghastly in one easy bound - not a problem for BOOJUM! or Conrad. Behold -
"Attrition" By William Philpott
Sadly for Professor Philpott but happily for your humble scribe, I picked this volume up in The Works for only £2.99. Yes, inevitably it is about the First Unpleasantness, dealing with the strategy of attrition as it applied to the main players. Bill - I can call him that as I've read his enormous tome about the Somme - doesn't restrict himself to Britain, France and Germany, he also wheels in Italy, Russia and Austria-Hungary and the minor players, too.
The strategy of attrition, or grinding down your enemy by relentless attack, is, it is safe to say, controversial. Lloyd George came up with all sorts of wild schemes to avoid it - invading Basutoland via a space-warp with an army of were-whales, that sort of thing - but Bill's central thesis really comes down to a simple truth: with gigantic multi-million man armies fielded by each Great Power**, it was impossible to win (or lose) the war in a day, a week, a month or a year. You had to steel your resolve and bash away for years.
The Austro-Hungarian army. "Camouflage" an unknown concept |
Hemlock
One of the great things about being Conrad is the way things with no connection to either reality or today continually pop up in his mind. Take this plant, for example.
Actually no DON'T take it! For it is uncommonly poisonous. All of it, from soup to nuts, or, more botanically, from root to flower. In times gone by the ancient Greeks used to use it as a method of killing off the condemned, which probably suited their tidy-minded logical ways - no blood or guts to clean up afterwards. It's apparently a perennial plant, so you're not likely to run out of it, and if you did you could always dry some out to preserve it, although this does make it quite a bit less poison-y.
The banality of Extremely High Toxicity |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socrates
Be warned, old Soc' was a heavy-duty thinker and not to be taken up lightly.
Socrates. A.k.a. Old Stoney Face |
Devil's Food Cake. Close enough |
Wow, we are wordy tonight. Alright, let us have PICTURES!
Justice League of America: War
The JLA, as any fule kno, are a collection of superheroes who collectively defend America. They have a somewhat variable membership although Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman usually feature.
"War" sees the origins story for the JLA, essentially how they met each other.
Supes, Flash, Cyborg, Bats and Green Lantern |
Batman's secret power: directing traffic |
The bad guy, Apokalips. Hey, don't blame me - I didn't invent him! |
Captain Marvel delivers a SHAZAM! kidney punch |
It Suddenly Came To Me
Yesterday I believe I rashly pondered on how, in Z Nation, the zombies had gotten to munch upon test pilots clad in bulletproof flying suits.
"Zombies don't come with vanadium-steel teeth, do they?"
Good lord aloft! 1200 words - I do apologise.
* Old posh families.
** The Russian army was bigger than the entire population of several of the smaller European countries.
*** Dangerously close to politics and current affairs, so we will stop right here.
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