Of course, this being BOOJUM! we won't go into the debate on our lovable blue-suited bruisers-bordering-on-blackshirtism, as that would be both Current Affairs and Police Politics - Policics, to coin a word.
No, what Conrad refers to is the tendency for young people to get dressed up in costumes on Halloween and make-up that suggests they've been gutted with a set of serrated walrus tusks, then had their entrails extracted and disco-danced across the road and into the trees.
Entrails gazing at themselves. It was too hard finding any that were disco dancing. Sorry. |
That's the police. Next year we shall tackle hospital staff ...
Doctor Who: The Zygon Invasion
Well well well. A bit blunt, that title, getting the issue out in the open straightaway, no shilly-shallying, eh? This episode is about the Zygons, see, and they invade. Got it?
This is about a rebel faction of Zygons who want to come out into the open, resplendent in all their pizza-skinned glory, rather than skulk behind a human facade*. Given that they are shape-shifters, and we didn't see what happened to Clara in that flat, of course Conrad realised she was One of Them. This becomes glaringly obvious when she pumps Ms Stewart for information about Z67, a nerve-gas invented by Surgeon Lieutenant Harry Sullivan that turns Zygons inside out**.
A Zygote. Close enough |
Case in point |
Sorry, rambling a bit. Anyway, the UNIT troops sent to do in the Termezistan Zygons are a bunch of idiots, who willfully toddle to their deaths. This was a phenomenon widely noted in the UK when UNIT first began; Commanding officers would offload the incompetent, the idiotic and the underdone amongst their troops by sending them to UNIT, and the same seems to have happened here.
UNIT's crack Prance Troop in training |
I can wait |
You What?
You know Conrad, he likes his music, and a fair amount of classical stuff, too. Fluency in Dutch, however, is a little beyond him, so I wonder why on earth that this popped up on Facebook:
You What Part Two?
Another suggestion from the Foobs. Behold!
"Introducing the Zeppelin Wireless" |
From Holland To Norway Via Greece
Likke Til! Which is Norwegian for "Good Luck!" Firstly, may I present this photo:
"Norwegian Formula" |
As you can see, it's written in English and Greek - not Norwegian - and look at that list of ingredients. What makes it Norwegian? Unless any of these are the active ingredients of goose fat, herring oil or bear grease.
* Personally I'm all for human facades. Mine is very high quality. No chafing or rubbing.
** Although you'd have to beware if this happened on Halloween, eh?
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