After all, there is little drier - oh hang on I feel a "Most Boring Film" title coming on here - there is little drier than a bunch of percentages being recited at one. Allow me:
800 posts |
At the start of today we were 33 hits off 15,000 hits - sorry for posting "23" by mistake, so if you, dear audience, click on the site like billy-o, we might get past the 15K today.
Of course you realise this then means Conrad banging on about getting to 16K ...
It's Like Looking After Kids! - Kids In Fur Coats (Part 2)
I refer, of course, to Edna Wunderhund and Jenny the Cat. Let me illustrate the point:
My kit plus cat. Hmmm. Cat Kit. Cat Kit. Nah, it'll never catch on |
"Yes, puny human? Also, where is your ice cream?" |
Back in bed, sulking |
Although later this bowl was suspiciously clean on the worktop |
Slightly too small to make a decent pillow |
What's This?
I hear you asking. "That's surely not Commercially Made ice cream in your breakfast bowl, Conrad? You sell-out!"
Not, technically, ice cream |
And it wasn't bad at all. When the carton is empty I shall check out the ingredients and how it's made.
It's Bad When Your Food Talks Back
Oh yes. Conrad bought a couple of date-expired chicken kievs on Friday, and yesterday had them baked on a bun, viz:
Ignore the Pollock |
I Say, Coincidence, Fancy Meeting You Here
You recall, I hope - because there will be tests with fatal consequences later - Conrad banging on about clepsydrae recently. Well, look at this:
I've blown those up extra-large so you can see the hole at the base.
No, it's actually a flowerpot, not a clepsydra. But if my watch battery dies or there's a powercut, well it might stand duty ...
What? Are You Still Here, Coincidence!
I have been indexing mention of weapons used by the 51st Highland division in the divisional history, an example being this page I took at random, one of 12:
Add caption |
Whilst watching "Police Interceptors", an officer was looking for an illegal treasure hunter's metal detector, when he came across this:
Guess what kind of bomb it is, children! |
Now, what are the chances of that hap - KNOCK ON THE DOOR BEFORE YOU COME IN! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE TOO MUCH OF THIS!
Marvel's Agents Of Shield
Not to be confused with any other series about agents who happen to work for SHIELD.
I'm up to Episode 14 of the second series and I have to say I like Cal, the doctor, father of Skye. He's exceedingly strong, very clever and also incidentally completely off his rocker. He is a far more likeable villain that the antiseptic Whitehall. A sense of humour, even if positively psychopathic, goes a long way to endearing a character to Conrad.
"The hands of a strangler. A stranger! I meant a stranger!" |
Sadly for Cal, Phil***shoots Whitehall dead in less than a second, which, when you think about it, is probably sad from Whitehall's point of view as well. Cal, thwarted, decides he's going to take on Phil and SHIELD for being spoilsports.
Wrong! Wrongwrongwrong. Whitehall did not operate alone, literally and metaphorically^ and since Cal is a doctor he ought to know this. There's a whole lot of Operating Theatre staff he can track down and pull apart to extract revenge.
"We're not all doctors of medicine, Conrad. As you ought to know." |
Blimey! We've hit 1000 words and I've got more to say. Maybe later on.
Chin chin!
* Portmanteau version of "scribbled drivel", although since you only see it typed, not strictly true.
** That counts for a lot, right?
*** Coulson. We're on first name terms.
^ I hope you Russian squaddies are taking notes, this is quality stuff.
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