(I know you weren't going to so I did it on your behalf). And no, it does not refer to the Slavic equivalent of Will I Am.
Or even Spam I Am |
Sam, realising that the bathroom is occupied, and he's desperate. (Or, you know - White Walkers) |
And - idiom again. We are not talking science-fiction concepts of smart domiciles that secretly submit manuscripts. No. Although - <bites tongue, reprimands self and moves on> A Publishing House.
<sounds of shrieking as Art gets Tazered again> |
The dirty curs! |
"Tsar Putin fondly imagined Conrad's windpipe in his fist." |
Nope. Not going to translate for you |
Hot Stuff
After the travails of their travels, The Mansion's voyagers returned home and their luggage followed, bearing that below. Art?
That's very small chocolate bars there, one of which I nibbled on yesteryon. Chilli and chocolate, an unusual combination yet one that works. Of course Your Humble Scribe shrugged off the alleged "Red hot roastiness" because he is not a great big softie.
That yellow sauce, though - that's a very different matter. I was careful to use only a couple of drops - counted out of the bottle very slowly - on my meal, as this stuff turned out to be liquid lava in bottled form. I enjoyed it, since it has taste as well as venom to it's name, but Your Humble Scribe is fairly certain that this sauce would trip Geiger counters were it brought within range.
Made by modest artisans in Honduras, before you ask.
The squalid inner-city hellhole of Roatan, Honduras - no, hang on - |
Conrad Is Angry! Conrad Is Also (Mildly) Happy!
Yes, it is possible to manifest both states of mind simultaneously - everyone is like that, right?
I'm afraid that we are once again referring to the Cryptic Crossword, and their wilfully obcure clues provided in The Metro. "They're crackers!" (7) exclaimed the clue, which might mean that the answer involved biscuits, or the mentally unstable, or those hand-held devices that use manual pressure and leverage to break open almonds, or those paper things one buys at Christmas. You get the idea.
Answer? None of the above. It was "BONBONS", which I looked up on Google and Wiki, and <pauses in his rage so as not to hit the keyboard too hard>
Where is the crack? WHERE, I ASK YOU! |
Bah! |
A pair of posterns Typically a postern was a small doorway let into the main part of a fortification, much smaller than the main gateway and thus less likely to be discovered or guarded against. It could, indeed, be used as a sally port if said main fortification was under siege, to the embarrassment of the besiegers.
The Flying Can Openers
No! Not a b****y misleading Metro Cryptic Crossword clue. Late last night I happened to notice a large-format hardback book in one of my (many) bookcases, with the legend "Hurricane" on the spine.
"Might this have some more information on the Hurricanes launched by rockets from ramps on otherwise defenceless ships?" I asked myself, aloud since there were no bystanders to worry.
Why yes it did. Not only that, it also featured a section on the Mark IID Hurricane, which if Art can get off his flabby green posterior -
A whole lot of aerial BANG |
These aircraft would be scrambled to take on armoured Axis formations, preferably taking them by surprise and the rear. Since the aircraft would be attacking from above and at an angle, the AP shells would hit the thinner upper armour of said targets. Oh, yes, Axis tanks usually had a single pintle-mounted machine gun for shooting back at hostile aircraft, although the evidence for them actually doing this is sketchy; as one Hurricane pilot observed, it took a man of rare courage to man his AA machine gun when facing an aircraft coming at you, doing 245 m.p.h., spitting machine gun bullets and making a frightening BANG BANG BANG BANG with it's cannon.
The only evidence of an AA gun - and a model, not even a real photograph in situ |
Someone was having a very bad day - |
Later, pilgrims!
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